Key: G major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
night from work,
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saw my wife's in bed with jerk,
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she don't want my lipstick
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Says I don't make the right noise
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hey there fellas can't you see
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She just wants to play with her toys
She don't want to go out and dance
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She don't want to get in my pants
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Thinkin' maybe I ain't a man
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Says I don't make the right noise
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Hey there fellas, can't you see
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She just wants to play with her toys
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Play with them, honey
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Interlude 1
Come on!
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Verse 2
Sounded like she was shaving
her tally -whacker
with a battery -powered device.
Me, I'm prancing around
out in the living room
Got the demon jism build
I mean, I got a severe case of it
A lot of pressure on my brain
Eyeballs turning white
Grabbing my tally -whacker all the time
I look her in eye and I say, um
I say, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Please
Yeah, baby
You've got something I need,
something I want.
I want to put my face in a special place.
She said, what?
I want to put my face in a special place.
Yeah.
I want to get a ring around the face,
honey.
You know what I'm talking about,
when the full moon comes around.
She said, Moji, Moji,
you've got to do something for me
if you want to do that.
I said, what's that, honey?
She said, Moji,
you know what you've got to do?
You know I got these battery
-powered things here.
And you know I got some things
that plug into the wall.
Put 110 volts on my tally -whacker.
Mojo, I want you to go out to the store.
I want you to get me something,
something big and ugly.
Gigantic vibrator.
Vibratorzilla, baby.
Unplug the refrigerator, Mojo.
Get vibratorzilla bringing in here
and put 220 on the money, honey!
I said, baby, you done got crazy.
And then, Mojo,
you can put your face in a special place.
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gonna have to make a little noise.
Look her down, see a nurse,
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cure her of this terrible curse.
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Now I told you not to grab it,
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I pronounce you addictive
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She's vibrate -dependent,
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hey there fellas can't you see
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She just wants to play with her toys,
yeah
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Says I don't make the right noise
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Hey there fellas can't you see
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She just wants to play with her toys
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She just wants to play with
Interlude 2
her toys
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Verse 3
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She's got VD
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now isn't it
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No honey you can't plug
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no more either
Outro 1
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ChordsG C D Em
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