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Intro 1
(C major) (D major) (G major) (C major) (G major) (C major)
Verse 1
You know what? (G major)
Let me tell you guys something. (C major)
Never go in another (G major) man's house
when he's not home. (C major)
If a woman asks (G major) you to
come go home with her,
(C major) the first thing you do when you get there
look (G major) under the bed. (C major)
If you see a pair (G major) of men's shoes,
you (C major) better turn around
and get the hell out of (G major) there.
You see, (C major) I was way (G major) down south
in (C major) this little town called
Infidel (G major) ity Georgia.
Oh yeah. (C major)
A beautiful lady (G major) spotted
me in the supermarket.
(C major) She came over to me.
She said, aren't you Roycee? (G major)
I said, yeah, that's me
(C major) She said, I want you to
come home with me
Took (G major) me home
She (C major) laid me down
We made (G major) love
Seemed like a thousand (C major) times
(G major) Two o 'clock
I said, honey, let (C major) me use your phone
I (G major) wanna call my wife and kids at home (C major)
I said, honey, (G major) I got bad news
I got (C major) a flat tire on my (G major) car
An (C major) d the only jack is in the
trunk of (G major) your car
Having a good (C major) life,
she told me to take (G major) my time
(C major) Young lady came and got me
She (G major) laid me back in bed again
(C major) This time, she (G major) laid me down on my back
(C major) she said she's gonna ride (G major) me
oh she's gonna ride (C major) me and
I said honey
I (G major) like that by (C major) that time
I (G major) looked at my watch it was four o (C major) 'clock
I said let me (G major) use your telephone
once again
(C major) got my wife on the (G major) phone
I said honey I got some (C major) good news
and I got some bad (G major) news too.
She said give me the good news (C major) first.
I got my (G major) flat tire fixed somehow. (C major)
Old moto (G major) just won't run.
(C major) But as soon as I get it started
(G major) honey, baby don't (C major) worry,
girl I'm coming home (G major) to you.
(C major) The lady came and got me,
laid (G major) me down in bed again. (C major)
She said, we're gonna (G major) be here,
oh, (C major) forever.
And I swear, she was (G major) so good,
the only thing (C major) I could think about
is giving up (G major) my happy home.
Whoo! (C major)
I said, 6 o (G major) 'clock now,
I got to call my (C major) wife
And let her know how (G major) I'm doin'
Got my wife on the (C major) phone
I said, I got (G major) everything workin'
But (C major) my wife said, honey
It's workin' a little (G major) bit too late
I said, why? (C major)
She said she found (G major) a man
She (C major) found another man
To take my (G major) place
An (C major) d then she hung up on me
I (G major) turned around
Looked at this (C major) lady,
she's lying there with those (G major) big thighs.
Whoo!
(C major) I jumped back into bed like Superman.
(G major) I said, honey, I come (C major) to stay.
She looked at me
(G major) and said, get up, put your clothes on.
(C major) I said, why?
She said, my hus (G major) band will
be home soon. (C major)
I got up, (G major) got my pants
before I could put them (C major) on.
Somebody knocked (G major) on the door
I said, who is it?
(C major) She said, fool, that's my mother
(G major) What am I going to do?
She said, you better (C major) hide
I said, where in the hell
(G major) can I hide in one room? (C major)
I looked around (G major)
Looked under the bed (C major)
The bed was too low (G major)
Looked in the closet (C major)
It couldn't hold (D major) no (G major) more (C major)
(G major) Only place left, that's (C major) when
I jumped over the doorless,
(G major) managed to hide everything but my (C major) boss.
The husband walked (G major) through the door,
the first thing he did, (C major)
he looked up,
he said, honey what's (G major) that?
She said, them some doorbells,
(C major) I picked them up from the
flea market yesterday.
(G major) He said to her, (C major)
those are some strange (G major) looking bell (C major) s
And I wanna hear them (G major) ring this morning
That lady looked (C major) at her husband
and said, honey, those bells (G major) are broke
I'm taking them back
(C major) I'm gonna exchange
them for a brand new (G major) pair
But he said, no, no (C major)
Before you take (G major) them back
Oh Lord
(C major) I just wanna hear them ring one (G major) time.
Picked up a newspaper (C major) ,
he hit me across my left (G major) ball.
I pulled up without a (C major) sight,
but the rifle was (G major) still hanging out.
He turned around to (C major) his wife
and said, bell didn't (G major) ring honey.
I was scared. (C major)
She said, I told you they were broke
(G major) and I was gonna take them (C major) back
and exchange them for
(G major) a brand new pair.
He said, that's all (C major) right, too,
but I want to hear them (G major) ring.
(C major) Oh, I want to hear them ring
before you (G major) take them back.
Oh, Lord. (C major)
He walked over in the corner (G major) ,
picked up a baseball (C major) bat,
came back, (G major) and looked up,
and that's when I (C major) looked down.
He had the strangest (G major) look,
(C major) the meanest look I ever seen. (G major)
He drew that bat (C major) back
The only thing (G major) I could think of (C major)
The only thing (G major)
Came to my (C major) mind
I looked down, I said Ding (G major) dong
(C major) Hold it, wait a minute
That (G major) lady had the nerve
to stand up and clap (C major) her hands
And look her husband straight (G major) in the eye
And say well
He (C major) said well what
She said my behind (G major) by the bell. (C major)
If you ever (G major) down south,
in (C major) this good time called infidelity,
(G major) y 'all, yeah.
(C major) Oh, if you ever down south, (G major) hey, hey,
(C major) in this time called infidelity, (G major) y yeah.
You (C major) find a deacon
going with (G major) the preacher's wife.
You (C major) find a preacher
going with the deacon (G major) 's
Hey, hey, (C major) in this little town down south
(G major) Oh, oh, (C major) little town called Infidelity, (G major) Georgia
Oh Lord, (C major) a whole lotta strange
things go (G major) ing on
Oh, oh, (C major) it was that way ever
since the (G major) day I was born
Hey, (C major) in this little town called Newington, (G major)
Georgia
Ooh, (C major) and I call it Infidelity, (G major) Georgia
A whole (C major) lot of strange (G major) things goes on
(C major) Early in the morn (G major) ing, all before dawn
(C major) A whole lot of cheating
going (G major) on in the lawn (C major)
Late at night, half the time
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