Hallelujah, the question is peculiar,
The an swer to my question
Don't you chewing gum lose its flavour
If your mother said don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tongue?
Can you eat it left and right?
Don't you chewing gum lose its flavour
One night old granny stayed
Stuck gum all round her bed
Plastic rollers all that chewing
Without molars, a prowler and a knife
Granny left up in the air shouting out
lose its sticky on the bed
fall on the floor and look a nasty sight?
Can you bend it like a fish or just
Does your chewing gum lose
Now listen, is a gold toot a flesh in a pan?
Well, no, hang on, listen.
Hang on, I want to know if I crossed
a kangaroo with a turkey,
would I stuff it from the outside?
I'll stuff you from the outside.
Oh, he's back, he's back.
Carmen got sick, would I call his mummy?
You better call your mummy, you're playing him all that rubbish,
he must be off his rocker
Then back in his old cell,
His gun was stuck above his bed,
when he thought he was well
Does your chewing gum have more
uses than it says upon the pack?
Can you stretch it out much further
than the man upon the rack?
Can you lend it to your brother
and expect to get it back?
Do you chew it and lose its flavour when your
When on my honeymoon, in our hotel room
It was seven, we slept till half eleven
I found a waiter next to me,
he's as embarrassed as could be
He said, I've been stuck to your bedpost,
it's your early morning tea
Don't you chewing gum know there's
flavour on bedpost all the night
If your mother said don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tongue,
so can you feel it left and right?
Don't you chewing gum know there's
fla vour on bedpost all the night