there's all sorts of medicines
no matter what ailment you've got.
If but I know a special one you ought to try,
you'll find it the best of the lot.
It's me auntie Maggie's homemade remedy,
it's guaranteed never to fail.
That's the stuff that will do the trick,
it's sold at every chemist
or a pain in your overtily,
with Aunty Maggie's remedy.
If you set your alarm clock
for eight in the morning,
you're bound to wake up, I'll agree.
But I'll bet you by heaven,
with me Aunty Maggie's remedy.
In the young lady's bedroom,
my intentions were honest, you see.
She shouted with laughter,
ha ha, I know what you're after,
it's me Auntie Maggie's remedy.
oh me Auntie Maggie's homemade remedy,
it's guaranteed never to fail.
That's the stuff that will
sold at every chemist for one
Now when the baby starts crying,
and if you inspect him you'll see.
Aw, the poor little chappy
with Aunty Maggie's remedy.
Now I went to the doctor,
and he made me lie on the settee.
He said, there's trouble brewing,
you've been overdoing your
who was putting on weight,
in a spot where it just shouldn't be.
So I said to Nelly, now you rub your ankle
with Aunty Maggie's remedy