Fancy Parody chords by Bart Baker

SimplifiedC · Am · E · B

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Verse 1
C 
Am 
 (C major)  (A minor) 
C 
Am 
 (C major)  (A minor) First thing first,
E 
I'm a white chick  (E major) (Wait, what?)
Am 
The whole  (A minor) world was confused when they
E 
learned this  (E major) (She's not black?)
Am 
And I sound  (A minor) just like Nicki Minaj if she
E 
 (E major) swallowed down
Am 
 (A minor) Testosterone pills mixed
C 
with hot sauce  (C major) (True!)
B 
Am 
If you  (B major) wanna get  (A minor) rap famous

Verse 2
E 
 (E major) (heh!)
Am 
Act dirty south  (A minor) and say heh
E 
like this  (E major) (heh!)
Am 
 (A minor) Parody a movie like Clueless
And then shake your abnormally

Verse 3

large- for- white girl hips

You a fake, give Nicki her

goddamn style back!

You look like Gwen Stefan

i had sex with Riff Raff!

You be trippin', got that hood swag

You're from Australia! Stop acting black!

Verse 4
Am 
 (A minor) No  one knows me,
C 
Am 
 (C major) just some  (A minor) random chick
They found on the street to sing
this obnoxious chorus
C 
My name's  (C major) Charli, no
Am 
I  (A minor) am  not Lorde
We just look the same
I'm a huge fan of Royals!
(I am not Lorde!)

Verse 5
E 
Am 
I said  (E major) make a mu (A minor) sic vid based
on the film Clueless
E 
B 
Am 
 (E major) It's the most  (B major) time I've spent  (A minor) in school,
the truth is
I am half retarded,
high school I departed
C 
Am 
 (C major) That's why my  (A minor) tweets are ignorant
E 
and racist  (E major) garbage

Verse 6
If you're Asian,
Am 
fix your weird eye (A minor) s
Mexicans are dirty and wide
E 
And I swear I  (E major) meant
Am 
that there so  (A minor) much
I'm gonna tweet two more times

Verse 7
E 
If you don't speak  (E major) English, eat shit
Am 
 (A minor) Black people get arrested
Speaking of which
I look like Marlon Wayans from the flick
White Chicks

Verse 8

Now tell me who dat, who dat

That is half and half

From the waist up I am white, but

from the ass down I'm black

Verse 9

I be that I- C- C- Y,

wrote it with a crayon

I can't spell because my

IQ is neg ative ten

Verse 10

Just like Iggy, I'm stupid also

Think there's a highway

Verse 11
from LA to Tokyo
Am 
 (A minor) There's an ocean!
C 
Am 
 (C major) Can you drive on  (A minor) it?
C 
Am 
You  (C major) must be  (A minor) joking!
This is why they tell kids to go
to college!

Verse 12
Am 
Who- who- who-  (A minor) who dat? Who dat?
I- G- G- Y, that is your name, spell that!
I- E- G- I?
E 
Am 
No!  (E major) Spell that, spell  (A minor) that!
H- R- T- 5?
Noooooooo oh oh oh!