Key: F major
Verse 1
Em
F#m
D
G
Abdim
Asus4
A
Em
A
The holidays are near now,
D
Bm
a nip is in the air
Em
F#m
D
But since she left my prison cell,
G
Abdim
Asus4
G
A
it's more than I can bear
D
F#m
The cell bars won't be festooned
Em
A
in cheery red and green
Em
A
The concrete slab I sleep on
A
D
And you won't hear no carols
G
Abdim
coming from the latrine
G
A
Asus4
A
Prison isn't prison without Martha
D
F#m
Our blankets won't be folded
Em
A
into little angels' wings
Em
A
Our shanks will not be molded
D
A
into shiny napkin rings
D
F#dim
And the warden and her guards
G
Abdim
won't dress up like we three kings
Asus4
A
D
Prison isn't prison without Martha
A
D
left us for reality TV
Bm
Em
F#m
Still your old set of handcuffs
G
Abdim
Asus4
sits atop our Christmas tree
A
D
F#m
Our bedsheets won't be tie -dyed
A
Em
A
Our jumpsuits won't be glitter -glued
D
A
to look sew Christmas Kewl,
F#m
D
G
Abdim
Santas swimming in our gruel.
Asus4
A
D
A
Prison isn't prison without Martha.
D
F#m
Whip it good!
Em
Asus4
Em
Hm m, why don't my license plates
D
A
I can't understand it.
D
F#dim
G
I use the very same drill press.
Abdim
A
I wonder if she was lying
Em
D
about those calibrations.
C
D
Em
A
The good life is all over,
D
Bm
I've lost my hotsy totsy
Em
F#m
Oh how I miss the gawking
G
Abdim
Asus4
A
of them stalking paparazzi
D
F#m
No one can hear the peeling
E
A
of your raw potato bells
A
D
just never really gels
A
D
F#dim
And the mess hall isn't fragrant
G
Abdim
with your patent -pending spell s
Em
A
Now that you're a parolee,
Asus4
Em
A
While we're all stuck in prison,
Em
A
your net worth's only risen
Em
A
It wouldn't hurt to phone us
Em
Asus4
and share your Christmas bonus
Em
A
Of course you'll be forgiven,
Em
Asus4
you're Martha Stewart living
A
Em
Asus4
It's a hokey pokey,
A
G
Em
G
Gm
D
we're not Martha
you
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