Poem chords by The Nields

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Verse 1
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I think that I shall never see
a woman as lovely as Barbie.
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Barbie with her ski -jump nose,
standing tall on tiny toes,
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impossible boobs that will not
droop.
To conquer Ken,
she need not stoop.
If she were mortal,
she would be six foot five
and a hundred and three.
She's so tall I could not feel shorter.
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Small wonder I have an eating disorder.
G 
She sleeps in her camper next to my bed,
with visions of traveling filling her
head.
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She wishes she could sing like me,
G 
but she can't.
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Her mouth is painted on,
G 
an d her eyes won't shut,
and she never bleeds,
and she never cuts,
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and she cannot read, or count, or cry,
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and she'll never age,
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and she'll never die.
G 
And I think that I don't want to be star
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ing straight ahead for all eternity.
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