Pimpology chords by Too $hort
Verse 1
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All we want is the money
Interlude 1
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Verse 2
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I keep em' bro.
Wake up one morning,
and, with some money
To spend, they go crazy.
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I'm going to
Verse 3
tell you a story in stereo,
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About the pimping game,
that you should know.
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But if you don't, it's alright.
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'Cause I'll be spittin' this
Verse 4
game to you all damn night.
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When I was 3 years old,
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Straight pimp game I was told.
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My daddy sent me to pimp school.
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In this man's world, you can't be no fool.
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If a pimp is what you want to be,
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You're gonna have to learn
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pimpology.
Pimpology, a pimp's profession.
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Can't be effected by the
Great Depression.
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So if you want to be giant sized,
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Come to my school, get pimp- matized.
In your school, what do they teach?
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English, math, and history.
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Pimpin' game, you can learn.
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And if you do, you will earn
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A pimp diploma, just for you
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For learning what you're taught
when you come to school.
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Lesson 1, you should know,
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Never fall in love, with your ho.
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Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing,
Act cool.
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Lesson 3,
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Don't be a trick. If she's poor,
if she's rich,
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If your game is soft or hard,
It shouldn't take long
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to break the broad.
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Lesson 4,
Keep ya ho,
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it's the most important thing to know.
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'Cause I pimp or die,
I'm like the Mack,
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Riding around Oakland in a Cadillac.
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But on the other hand,
if you can't pimp
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And the hos keep treating you like a simp,
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I don't know what to say
about you boys.
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You better go to the store
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and buy some toys.
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'Cause you can't play this game.
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Next time you hear grown folks talking,
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shut the fuck up why' hear?
Verse 6
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Now you heard my story in stereo:
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About the pimpin' game,
that you should know.
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And if you don't, it's alright,
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'Cause I'll be spittin' this
game to ya all damn night.
Verse 7
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I'm Short Dog.
Ain't nothing nice.
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I never rap fake when I'm on the mic.
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I ride around town in a clean Benz.
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Never ever frontin' on my
real cool friends.
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My zodiac sign is a Taurus the bull.
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I drink Old English, and I do get full.
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If you're wondering why I
don't stop my rap,
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'Cause other MC's can't
rock like that.
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My music flows like domino's.
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I pimp these hoes that's how it goes.
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Tenders on my beeper all day and night.
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I'm a true blue player homeboy.
That's right.
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O- A- K- L- A- N- D,
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That's where I rain, top dog MC.
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Too Short, baby, on the microphone.
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I work more tails.
I don't take freaks home.
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Man, they start trippin' when they
think your rich.
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Met her yesterday.
All on my tip.
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It's not hard to believe.
But that's how it goes.
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I'm burning rubber on these
hoes like vogues.
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Check out my style.
Baby don't stop.
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If you can't call me Short,
just call me Dog.
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Black is my color.
I have no other.
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Nothing else will do.
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I've got a black car, black bed, black TV.
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I've even got a silk black suit.
Dangerous music,
and the Dangerous Crew,
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Oakland, Ca, and the Playboy too.
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West coast rapping all
over the place.
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Too Short, baby, all in your face.
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I rap so hard, you can't stop me.
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My last album sold a million copies.
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Me and the maestro, laying the beat.
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DJ scratches from my
homeboy Pete.
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Dangerous music is what you hear.
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A new LP, every year.
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You know we rolling.
Can't be faking.
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We come through, and all your girls,
we're taking.
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You know we're rolling.
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Don't do no simpin'.
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Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', baby.
Verse 8
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My name is Short.
Just what you've been looking for.
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Sending young tenders
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on a wild goose chase.
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Up in the hills, trying to find my place.
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Getting lost, getting tossed,
getting found and clowned.
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Every time you see Short baby,
you get down.
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'Cause the raps I make
are the raps you like.
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The way Sir Too Short rocks the mic.
It's a one of a kind, rapping style.
Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild.
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For when I spit my rhyme,
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I just don't quit.
Grab the microphone,
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and just make me rich.
Verse 9
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It was $35, 000.
$35,000 cash money?
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I get 1.
$35, 000 plus 1, right?
The one I gave you?
No, I gave you 6 alright.
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I had 1.
Now $35,000 plus 6
Right.
Now $35,
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000 plus 1, plus 6 makes 7.
$35, 000 plus 7, right.
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Motherfucker, can you buy that?
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Pimpology
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