Pie (The Rock) chords by Jim johnston, Slick Rick
Verse 1
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The Rock's
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gonna tell you a little story.
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You ain't gonna believe it,
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but he's gonna tell you anyway.
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It's tough to be The Rock.
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No, no, no, shut your mouth.
No, no. It really is.
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Even though The Rock is,
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The Rock is the most electrifying man
in all of showbiz.
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You see, when The Rock gets too much,
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too much of the fame and
all the bright lights,
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he likes to kick back and have a slice
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of that unadulterated delight.
Welcome to Rick's Bakery.
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Can I help? Wait a minute.
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Aren't you the famous Rock?
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Yeah, The Rock.
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The people's champ
in the house.
What's happening, Miss
Hey, how you doing, guy?
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Listen, you gotta take a picture of
me
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before you leave, guy.
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Whoa, whoa.
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The Rock don't want to
take pictures.
The Rock just wants
a piece of pie.
You got any of that, Miss Bakery?
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I got every kind of pie you can
think of.
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got strawberry pie, blueberry pie,
apple pie. pie?
What? Oh, no, no, no.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Actually, Slick,
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it doesn't matter what
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type of pie you have.
Let The Rock tell you a little story
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about pie.
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Driving down south,
though quickly aroused,
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when my car caught a flight
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to this old farmhouse.
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I hope somebody's home,
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taking a chance at it.
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Knocked on the door,
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and this fine chick answered.
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You're The Rock!
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Can I use your phone?
I'm shaking!
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Sure, if you try some of this pie
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I'm thinkin' Daisy Duke
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shorts on 5 foot stood
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Said sure, what the heck,
I mean it did smell good
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Gm
So what you call rockin' the kitchen
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towards the vapor?
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There's a grandmother, aunt,
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and a Chinese neighbor?
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Oh, the rock is gonna tell you again
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See, it's tough to be the rock
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Yeah, the rock knows,
that might sound crass
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Oh, and by the way,
all you jabronis in the locker room,
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you can all come kiss The
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Rock's ass.
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Cause you know after The Rock lays a smackdown on some big,
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fat, ugly hermaphrodite, The Rock needs a little distraction,
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and a slice sounds just right.
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The Rock said, thanks ladies,
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and more kind words.
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Grandmother said,
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be polite, eat mine first.
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So I sat down,
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tried her, she looked quite glad
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Had a strange taste of mold,
but it wasn't so bad
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That's right The Rock having
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pie in the country
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Devoured her, her aunts,
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and Stella was hungry
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That's all Rock said?
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Bored from reading the papers
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Till finally, a plate of the next
door neighbor's
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Gulped it down fast, cause it really did please
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I mean it tasted so good,
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Rock was talking Chinese
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Gm
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Ching bong bing gong boing gong ayee
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That good pie
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Oh, that's the pie you was
talking about
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Oh yeah, The Rock knows the millions
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C
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can smell it now
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It's tough to be The Rock
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No, no, no, no, it really is
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Because you all know The Rock is the most
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electrifying man in all of showbiz
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Gm
You see when The Rock gets too much
D
Too much of the fame
and all the bright lights
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C
He loves to kick back and have a slice
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No, no, no, no, no
Gm
The Rock is gonna eat the whole
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damn pie!
Outro 1
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Pie (The Rock)
Jim Johnston, Slick Rick
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