Pibb Takes The Mexican ATV Tour chords by Adam Sandler

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Verse 1
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Hell, boy, these
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ATVs are more fun than a game
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of polar bear cricket.
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Yeah,
Mr.
Pip, they're pretty cool, huh?
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More than pretty.
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Very.
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Yeah.
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Hold on, the tour guide's
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waving us down.
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Let's stop here.
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Right behind you, sonny.
Hola, señores and señoritas.
You are riding very well.
The tour stops here for a brief moment for
me to point out a very interesting
Mexican land growth.
Teach me,
Senorita.
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My mind is ready for some land growth.
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Easy,
Pip.
The plant I am pointing to is called the jumping
chocho cactus de chile popo.
Sounds like an
Egyptian drinking game.
Pip, shh.
I that guy's been drinking.
The hundred -year -old plant was given that name because,
one gets too close, the poisonous
needles actually jump into your skin and murder you,
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so as to protect their milk.
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Well, thank goodness I'm lactoso
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and tala -la -mundo!
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Say, what was your nombre again,
senorita?
Rahina.
A name as pretty as the poncho that keeps your coconuttos
grandes warm through the night.
He's sorry, sorry.
Es nada.
By the way,
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Rahina the hyena,
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just how many gears do these
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ATVs come equipped with?
Six, but like
Mr.
Gonstulez said, at the bottom of the mountain, with such narrow roads,
we do not recommend you go past third gear.
Well, ain't that a titious whip?
We'll be fine,
Rahina.
Gracias.
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Okay, time to head off
to the natural rain waterfall.
It's only a 20 -minute drive.
Let's keep 30 feet spaces from
each other for the sake of safety.
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See you up there.
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I  know what you're thinking,
Pip.
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Don't take it past third.
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She said it was dangerous.
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There's no reason to push it.
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Reason rhymes with treason, sonny.
And I ain't no traitor.
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Pim, don't hold it!
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Watch it!
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Hey dude, look out!
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Woo -hoo,
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Rahina! I'm all bashy,
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I'm ready style!
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Watch out for the chocho, senor!
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Oh, I'm in here!
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Oh my
God!
Pip!
Pip!
Are you okay?
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Yes, senor?
Oh, senor!
I don't know.