Pibb Needs The Hot Rocks chords by Adam Sandler

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Verse 1
Gm 
Don't be nervous,
Mr. Pibb.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Well, I'm not used to high -falutin'
massage places like this.
I don't know. Well,
trust me. It'll be good for you.
After all those nasty spills,
C 
Bb 
a hot rock treatment
Gm 
will make you feel like a new man.
G 
You're too good to me, boy.
Gm 
G 
You are. Ready, Senor Pibb?
Gm 
He -he -he's all set. I guess.
All right,
I'm gonna leave you guys alone now.
I'll see you when you're done.
G 
Thanks, Sonny.
Gm 
His name is Sonny.
G 
He's not my Sonny,
but I sure think of him as one.
Gm 
G 
Muy bien. It certainly is.
Em 
Uh, take care of him,
G 
he's been through a lot.
Gm 
Si, senor.
Am 
Gm 
So what now, my new compadre?
B 
First, senor, please dis
G 
robe, por favor,
and lie on the table, face down.
Would you like for me to step out
Gm 
while you do so?
G 
Oh, that won't be necessary,
amigo.
I came into this world disrobed
and handled that.
Why should I become Mr. Bashful
82 years later?
Off comes Naromski.
Si, senor.
Unfortunately,
my pickle hasn't changed much
since 82 years ago,
but you work with what the
Lord gives you.
You know what I'm
talking about
Gm 
with those hairy fin gers.
Uh, si.
G 
Lay down, por fa vor.
Anxious to start, ain't you?
I admire your work ethic.
Si, senor.
Si, si.
F 
Now we begin the hot rock treatment.
G 
We start with the feet.
Prepare for a heat feeling
G 
as I place small stones between the toes.
Oh!
Oh my, oh my,
that's a peculiar sensation.
Too hot?
No, not at all.
I like my salsa extra spicy.
E 
G 
Ah, Mexican style, muy bien. Si.
Oh, ah, this little piggy loves the heat.
We now place larger stones
Gm 
G 
on the back, calves, and thighs.
F 
This should relieve tension
G 
or soreness in the muscles within seconds.
Oh, wonderful!
Wow! Just wonderful!
It feels like I have stones
Gm 
that are really warm
G 
all over my body.
But that would make sense,
Gm 
wouldn't it? Si. Yeah.
E 
Anyway, with your permission,
Signor Pibb,
G 
F 
I can place two special lava rocks
on your buttocks.
G 
Oh my!
The buttocks carry the most tension
Gm 
of all the body parts.
Well, if you don't mind,
I don't mind.
Como se llama?
G 
My name is Luis.
Gm 
Oh, that's a senorita name.
G 
I'm gonna call you Carlo. Si. Si,
si.
Here are the batak rocks.
Wow! Muy fabuloso.
Is good, senor?
Better than good.
Muy fabuloso, I said. Si.
I'm feeling relief
in places
I didn't even know ate me.
Come here, sir.
You know what, Carlos? Si.
I think I might have one of them
cho -cho needles
on the inside of my fanny
because I can barely
move an inch
without feeling the pinch.
Inside, senor?
Say, the inner o -ring, if you will.
We don't have a special rock
for the inner buttock, senor.
Well, that's a shame.
Have you ever tried?
No, senor Pibb.
The rocks get a little hot
F 
for the internal body, I would think.
G 
Well, let's not think.
Let's experimento, por favor.
What's the worst that could happen?
I burn my prostate?
Hell, it's time for that baby to come
out anyways.
I don't think we can fit a rock
in such a poquito place.
F 
I'm an American, Carlos.
Gm 
G 
I believe in brute force when
necessary.
Just dip a couple of them boulders
in some grease
and stick them on up there.
C 
G 
Um, I don't have no grease.
Gm 
Possibly some guacamole left over
G 
from my lunch
could substitute for grease.
Well, I ain't the biggest fan
of avocado,
but go ahead.
My caboose don't
F 
know the difference.
G 
Get them all lubey now.
Ready, senor?
Bb 
Entree, hombre.
G 
D 
G 
Wow! Ooh, another one.
Keep them coming. I'm fine.
Hell, I'm a regular piggy bank,
ain't I, Carlos?
Si, senor.
Let me shake them around.
G 
One more for good measure.
Eb 
Gm 
You know what?
No more pincho.
G 
I think we burned a little pricker away,
Carlos.
Muy bien, senor.
Mission accomplitoro.
You see what you can do
when you put your mind
to something, Carlos?
Si, senor.
Now let's get them rocks out of me
and back into civilization.
Si, senor.
Momento, senor.
How we doing there, Carlos?
Successful extraction
or am I in some true blade?
I cannot fit my hands
in such a poquito place.
I told you you should shave those
G 
fingers.
I don't know what to do, senor.
It keeps slamming shut.
Now don't panic on me, Carlos.
G 
Si, senor.
I mean, sir, yeah,
but I can't grab the stones
what so slippery.
Oh, man
Too much guacamole senior.
Oh, well next time we'll know better.
What's for now?
See senior
G 
G 
G 
Bueno, Senor Carlos, bueno.