Peterbilt prison chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
C 
I  (C major) was a truck drivin' long
haulin' ladies, man
F 
My  (F major) handle was the cream of the crop
C 
Till I brewed  (C major) ha -ha over a 40 -D bra
G 
I broke that  (G major) to a screeching stop
C 
My  (C major) wife got wind of one
of my girlfriends
F 
Whose brassiere  (F major) had the busted seams
C 
And she  (C major) changed my handle to him packed
G 
in a  (G major) man -and -wife driving team
C 
 (C major) In a
Peterbilt prison, slowest truck on earth
She's in charge like the third shift
G 
guard of a  (G major) rolling
Leavenworth
C 
The  (C major) highway used to hold a lot of thrills
F 
Now it's  (F major) 
San
Quentin on 18 wheels
C 
Every married  (C major) mile is hell
In this
G 
C 
Pe (G major) terbilt prison cell  (C major) 

Verse 2

I wish she would've just divorced me

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Verse 3

She could've done today something

Verse 4

But now I'm in a his -and

-her traveling nightmare

Verse 5

That might scare

Stephen

King

Verse 6

Normally I would just jackknife

Verse 7

Crawl out and try to escape

Verse 8
C 
Or at least  (C major) try to bust these windows out
With this
G 
Box (G major) er
Ricky
C 
Martin taste  (C major) 
In a
Peterbilt prison
The slowest truck on earth
She's on me like a
Simon
Legree
G 
In a  (G major) rolling
Leavenworth
C 
The  (C major) highway's like a hard labor camp
F 
It's  (F major) cool hand
Luke with exit ramps
C 
Every  (C major) married mile is hell
In this
G 
C 
D 
A 
D 
Pe (G major) terbilt prison cell  (C major)  (D major)  (A major)  (D major) 
G 
Back when  (G major) I  was free,
I'd do a hundred and three
D 
 (D major) Eatin' them diesel fumes
G 
Now I  (G major) can't get twenty
miles down the road
D 
A 
D 
Without huntin'  (D major) for a  (A major) lady's  (D major) room I
G 
 (G major) used to make money hand over fist,
D 
G 
I  (D major) could put the hammer down  (G major) 
D 
A 
D 
Now I  (D major) barely survive  (A major) doin' fifty  (D major) -five
A 
D 
Haul (A major) in' her ass around  (D major) 
In a
Peterbilt prison
Movin' out to
Traz
She'll hook us and bait us and
A 
put us in a quietus  (A major) 
Every chance she has
D 
The  (D major) highway used to be a thrill for me
G 
Now she  (G major) got me chained up
under lock and key
D 
Every  (D major) married mile is hell
In this
A 
G 
Pe (A major) terbilt prison cell  (G major) 
G 
Uh,  (G major) you're going to have to get your mind right,
and I do mean right.
D 
 (D major) Uh, yes, dear.
Uh, yes, boss.
Yes, yes, captain.