Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Intro 1
Am
Am
G
G
Am
Am
G
G
Verse 1
Am
Just like bums we used to stay
In the slums of la by the way
G
Gang bangers killin' each other for rep
Sellin' rock cocaine on my doorstep
Am
Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride
But my mamma never
would let me play outside
G
But when I got enrolled in elementary school
Started bangin' like a fucking fool
Am
So cool throwin' up gang signs
to the gangster beat
Shot an enemy from across the street
G
Mamma came home, said she got a good job
Daddy did too, now they don't squab
Am
Financially, we improvin'
Two months later, son, we movin'
G
No more duckin' from shotgun shells
Bought a two-story house in east palmdale
Chorus 1
Give it
Am
(to me now) Palmdale
G
(Hell yeah) Come back to me
Am
(I need you and I love you, baby)
G
Palmdale, come back to me
Verse 2
(Check it out, check it out, check it out)
Am
No more rats and no more roaches
Livin' next door to football coaches
G
Now I got a new place to sell me crack
Now I got little white kids to jack
Am
I stopped wearin' blue, wasn't trippin' on red
Too busy squabbin' with the skinheads
G
Stupid questions, distract the class
Rubbin' little white girls on the ass
Am
I didn't really care if I passed or failed
I knew I was headed for the NFL
G
Until the playoff game, shoulder got hurt
I thought about my future, layin' in the dirt
Am
I can't jump, I can't flinch
Superstar player, ridin' the bench
G
Graduate from school don't make me laugh
Chorus 2
I got an F plus in basic math, give it
Am
(to me now) Palmdale
G
(Hell yeah) Come back to me
(I gotta do one song for my neighborhood)
Am
G
Palmdale, come back to me
(Check it out)
Verse 3
Am
I knew I couldn't make it
in the white man's world
So I bought me some khakis and a geri curl
G
I knew I couldn't make it to the NFL
I went to east palmdale
and started slingin' yeyo
Am
Fo' sho' I was makin' crazy dough
Shoulda dropped outta school a long time ago
G
Bought a cell phone, like a nut
Now I deliver like pizza hut
Am
I drunk whiskey and Bacardi,
I sold dope to anybody
G
Me and my homies sold dubs and dimes
Took turns bustin' rhymes
just to pass the time
Am
A white man drove up to my spot
He said, "Hey, homeboy, what you got?"
G
I put a fat rock inside his hand
And about 25 sheriffs jumped
Chorus 3
out the van get down
Am
(punk) Palmdale
G
(Hell, yeah) Come back to me
Am
(I need you and I love you, baby)
G
Palmdale, come back to me
Verse 4
(Check it out, check it out, check it out)
Am
Can't get drunk, can't get blunted
LA county, 95 hundred
G
Crips wanna take my all-stars
Bloods wanna eat my snicker bars
Am
Them pecker woods don't want none
But the Mexicans straight own one
G
Them essays, catorces,
treces always try to test me
Am
So I jumped off the bed
'cause I ain't no punk
Jammed his head up against the bunk
G
Socked that cholo in his chin
Black muthafucking scared to jump in
Am
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor
I kept talkin' shit 'cause I want some more
G
Back in town, we get along with the brown
Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down
Am
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt,
won't hesitate to get in a scrap
G
'Cause I'm down for mine,
and that's for certain
Sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'
Chorus 4
Am
Palmdale, Palmdale (Hell, yeah)
G
Come back to me
Am
(I need you and I love you, baby)
G
Palmdale, come back to me
Verse 5
(Yeah check it out, homeboy)
Am
Now I got a fucking up life,
two bad kids and a naggin' wife
G
Dead end job at the airport
check too short to pay the house note
Am
Turn on the TV, then I see different homeboys
that went to school with me
G
Playin' in the NFL
we used to kick back in east palmdale
Am
Rodney Williams, Lorenz tate
Zeno plays for Colorado state
G
I wish my homeboys much success
But at the same time, I still get depressed
Am
Walkin' through the wind with a cup full of gin
Thinkin' 'bout things that coulda,
G
woulda, shoulda been
I wipe my tears, sip my beers,
wish good luck to my peers
Chorus 5
Am
Palmdale, Palmdale
G
Come back to me
Am
(I need you and I love you, baby)
Palmdale, Palmdale
G
Come back to me
('Cause that's where my heartache
Am
G
began, heartache began)
Chorus 6
Am
Palmdale, Palmdale
G
Come back to me
Am
(I need you and I love you, baby)
Palmdale (Oh yeah)
G
Come back to me
('Cause that's where my heartache
Am
G
began, heartache began)
Chorus 7
Am
Palmdale (Yeah)
G
Come back to me
(Hey, all the homeboys on the football team,
where y'all at man, yeah)
Am
(Hey, wherever you at in the world,
I don't care if you in Japan, Africa)
G
(Hey you know how we used to do it,
man hey, hey, hey)
Bridge 1
Am
Yo, let me get a palm (Palm)
Yo, let me get a dale (Dale)
G
Yo, what do we sell? (Yeyo)
Yo, where we fittin' to go?
(We fittin' to go back)
Am
Yo, let me get a palm (Palm)
Yo, let me get a dale (Dale)
G
Yo, what do we sell? (Yeyo)
Yo, where we fittin' to go?
(We fittin' to go back)
Am
Yo, let me get a palm (Palm)
Yo, let me get a dale (Dale)
G
Yo, what do we sell? (Yeyo)
Yo, where we fittin' to go?
(We fittin' to go back)
Am
Yo, let me get a palm (Palm)
Yo, let me get a dale (Dale)
G
Yo, what do we sell? (Yeyo)
Yo, where we fittin' to go?
Outro 1
(We fittin' to go back to jail)
Am
G
Dale, yeah palmdale (Hey, come on)
(Everybody just clap your hands)
Am
G
Dale, you're palmdale (C'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Am
G
Dale, you're palmdale (What, what, what)
(Yo fuck AV come on y'all)
Am
Dale (Where them falcons at?)
G
You're palmdale
(It ain't over 'til the fat man sings)
Am
Dale
(Little rock can't get none, what, what, what)
G
You're palmdale
Am
G
Dale, you're palmdale
(Little rock can't get none)
[Fade out]
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Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
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Brad
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theNewPaul
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“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
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“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”