Papa Chuck, your hair she crumpling
Me a know what you didn't do
But the woman is annoyed with you
She say you're a sleepy head
You only walking but you're really dead
how much gossip the woman spread
and you getting cold and boring
Anytime she call on you, you snoring
Time to shake a leg, me lad
Now don't you even know it, honey
This man like you does make one woman turn
will you pick up this chasin' bell
she's pungin' you like hell
Me a tell you to knock, she done
Put your name draggin' on the ground
Every minute of the day, she waggin',
Tellin' people you're underfed
And how your pencil ain't got no lead
And when she married to you,
She say you're getting old
and you're getting cold and boring
Anytime she call on you, you...
Time to shake a leg, me lad
Don't you differ, don't get hard
that make good for wanton bad
Hey, Jack, you've got to find a solution
Cut out all your rum drinking
Keep your body back in trim
Put some pepper in she sauce
You got the shortest louse
Now how the hell she mean
And you getting cold and boring
Anytime she call on you, you snoring
Time to shake a leg me lad
Do your duty even though it hard
that make good woman turn bad
Papa Jack, she want to spoil your
Every morning she inflates her tears
Telling the neighbors about
Well, how the devil you would
stand that for so much years
If it was me and she keep carrying
Making me romance look like child play
I'll tie your jacket in your bedroom
Yeah, she say you're getting old
And you're getting cold and boring
Any time she call on you, snore in
Time to shake a leg, me lad
Don't you even know it, Hardy
Does make good woman turn bad