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The Lonely Island
The Lonely Island

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Verse 1
Em
Am
Em

I was walkin'
G

through the city streets
Em

And a man walks up to me and hands
Am
Bm
Em

me the latest energy drink
G

"Run faster, jump higher"
Em

Man, I'm not gonna let
Am

you poison me
Em
I threw it on the ground
Verse 2
G

Em

You must think I'm a joke
Am
Em

I ain't gonna be part of your system
G
Em

Man! Pump that garbage
Am
Em

in another man's face
Verse 3
Em
G

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
Em

And the dude says,
Am

"You come here all the time!
Em

Here's one for free"
G

I said, "Man! What I look
Em

like? A charity case?"
Am
I took it
Verse 4
Em
G

and threw it on the ground!
Em
Am

I don't need your handouts!
Em

I'm an adult!
G

Please!
Em
Am
Em

You can't buy me hot dog, man!
Verse 5
Em

At the farmer's market with
G

my so called girlfriend
Em
Am

She hands me her cell phone,
Em

says it's my dad
G

Man, this ain't my dad!
Em
Am

This is a cell phone!
Em
I threw it on the ground!
Verse 6
G

Em

What, you think I'm stupid?
Am
Em
G

I'm not a part of your system
Em

My dad's not a phone!
Am
Em

DUH!
Am
Em
Some poser
Verse 7

hands me cake
G

at a birthday party
Em
Whatcha want
Verse 8

me to do
Am

with this? Eat it?
Verse 9
Bm
Em

Happy birthday to the ground!
G
Em

I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Am

Welcome to the real word, jackass!
Em
So
Verse 10
G

many things to throw on the ground
Em
Am

Like this, and this, and that,

and even this
Em

I'm an adult!
Am
Two
Verse 11
Em

Hollywood phonies try to
G

give me their autograph
Em

Ground!
G
Em

Nobody wants your autograph,
Am
Em

phonies!
Verse 12
Em
G

Then the two phonies got up
Em

Turned out they had a taser
Am

And they tased me in the butt- hole
Em
Fell
Verse 13

to the ground
G
Em

The phonies didn't let up
Am

Tasin' on my butthole over and over
Em
I was screamin'
Verse 14

and squirmin'
G

My butt- hole was on fire
Em
Am

The moral of the story is
Em

You can't trust the system
Am


Man!

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