On the ground
On the ground

On the ground easy guitar chords by The Lonely Island

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    • Verse 1
    I was 
    walkin' 

    through 
    the city 
    streets 

    And a 
    man 
    walks 
    up to 
    me 
    and 
    hands 

    me 
    the 
    latest 
    energy 
    drink 

    "Run 
    faster, 
    jump 
    higher" 

    Man, 
    I'm 
    not 
    gonna 
    let 

    you 
    poison 
    me 

    I threw 
    it 
    on 
    the ground 
    Verse 2

    You 
    must 
    think 
    I'm 
    a 
    joke 

    I 
    ain't 
    gonna 
    be 
    part 
    of 
    your 
    system 

    Man! 
    Pump 
    that 
    garbage 

    in another 
    man's 
    face 

    Verse 3
    I 
    go 
    to my 
    favorite 
    hot 
    dog 
    stand 

    And 
    the dude 
    says, 

    "You 
    come 
    here 
    all the 
    time! 

    Here's 
    one 
    for 
    free" 

    I 
    said, 
    "Man! 
    What 
    I 
    look 

    like? 
    A 
    charity 
    case?" 

    I took 
    it 
    Verse 4
    and threw 
    it 
    on 
    the ground! 

    I 
    don't 
    need 
    your 
    handouts! 

    I'm 
    an adult! 

    Please! 

    You 
    can't 
    buy 
    me 
    hot 
    dog, 
    man! 

    Verse 5
    At 
    the 
    farmer's 
    market 
    with 

    my 
    so 
    called 
    girlfriend 

    She hands 
    me 
    her cell 
    phone, 

    says 
    it's 
    my 
    dad 

    Man, 
    this 
    ain't 
    my 
    dad! 

    This 
    is 
    a 
    cell 
    phone! 

    I 
    threw 
    it 
    on 
    the ground! 
    Verse 6

    What, 
    you 
    think 
    I'm 
    stupid? 

    I'm 
    not 
    a 
    part 
    of 
    your 
    system 

    My 
    dad's 
    not 
    a phone! 

    DUH! 

    Some 
    poser 
    Verse 7
    hands 
    me 
    cake 

    at 
    a 
    birthday 
    party 

    Whatcha 
    want 
    Verse 8
    me 
    to do 

    with 
    this? 
    Eat 
    it? 

    Verse 9
    Happy 
    birthday 
    to 
    the 
    ground! 

    I 
    threw 
    the 
    rest 
    of 
    the cake, 
    too! 

    Welcome 
    to 
    the real 
    word, 
    jackass! 

    So 
    Verse 10
    many 
    things 
    to 
    throw 
    on 
    the ground 

    Like 
    this, 
    and 
    this, 
    and 
    that, 

    and 
    even 
    this 

    I'm 
    an 
    adult! 

    Two 
    Verse 11
    Hollywood 
    phonies try 
    to 

    give 
    me 
    their 
    autograph 

    Ground! 

    Nobody 
    wants 
    your 
    autograph, 

    phonies! 

    Verse 12
    Then the two 
    phonies got 
    up 

    Turned 
    out 
    they 
    had 
    a taser 

    And 
    they 
    tased me 
    in 
    the 
    butt- 
    hole 

    Fell 
    Verse 13
    to 
    the ground 

    The 
    phonies didn't 
    let 
    up 

    Tasin' on 
    my 
    butthole over 
    and 
    over 

    I 
    was 
    screamin' 
    Verse 14
    and 
    squirmin' 

    My 
    butt- 
    hole 
    was 
    on 
    fire 

    The 
    moral 
    of 
    the story 
    is 

    You 
    can't 
    trust 
    the 
    system 


    Man! 

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