Ode to My Car

Ode to My Car easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler

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Fret 2

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  • Em

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  • C

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  • D

  • C

  • G

  • Verse 1
    Here 
    we 
    go 




    Piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car 

    got 
    piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car 

    That 
    fuckin' 
    pile 
    of 
    shit 

    Never 
    gets 
    me 
    very 
    far 

    Verse 2
    My 
    car's 
    big 
    piece 
    of 
    shit 

    'Cause 
    the 
    shocks 
    are 
    fucking 
    shot 

    And 
    my 
    seatbelt's fucking 
    broken 

    got 
    to 
    tie 
    it 
    in 
    knot 

    (It's a 
    piece 
    of 
    shit) 

    Verse 3
    I can't 
    see 
    through 
    the wind
    shield 

    'Cause 
    it's 
    got 
    big 
    fuck
    ing' crack 

    And 
    the 
    interior 
    smell
    real 
    bad 

    'Cause 
    my 
    friend 
    puked in 

    the 
    back

    (It's a 
    piece 
    of 
    shit) 

    (Piece of shit 
    Verse 4
    car) 

    Piece 
    of shit 
    car 

    (He's got 
    piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car) 

    It 
    sucks 
    royal 
    dick 

    Verse 5
    (That 
    fuckin' pile 
    of 
    shit) 

    100% crap 

    (Never gets 
    him 
    very 
    far) 

    Oh fuck 
    you 
    car 

    Verse 6
    It's 
    got 
    no 
    CD 
    play
    er, 

    it 
    only 
    got 
    the 
    8-track 

    Whoever 
    designed 
    my 
    car 
    can 

    lick 
    my 
    sweaty 
    nut 
    sack 

    (They can 
    bite 
    his 
    ass 
    too) 

    And 
    got 
    no 
    fuckin' 
    brakes 

    I'm 
    always 
    way 
    out 
    Verse 7
    of 
    control 

    Eleven 
    times 
    day 
    hear 
    "Hey, 

    watch 
    it 
    asshole" 

    (You 
    fuckin' piece 
    of shit) 

    (Piece of 
    shit 
    car) 
    I got 
    Verse 8

    piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car 

    (He got 
    piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car) 

    Diesel 
    gas 
    sucks 
    my 
    ass 

    Verse 9
    (That 
    fuckin' pile of 
    shit) 

    That 
    pile 
    of 
    metal 
    shit 

    (Never gets 
    him 
    very 
    far) 

    Verse 10
    Oh 
    what 
    the 
    fuck 
    did 
    do 

    What 
    the 
    fuck 
    did 
    do 

    What 
    the 
    fuck 
    did 
    do 

    To 
    get 
    stuck 
    with 
    you 

    You're 
    too 
    wide 
    for 
    drive-through 
    Verse 11

    And 
    And you 
    smell 
    like 
    the 
    shoe 

    But 
    I'm 
    too 
    broke 
    to 
    buy 
    something 
    new 

    Interlude 1
    Oh 
    fuck 
    me 




    Well 
    the 
    engine 
    Verse 12
    likes 
    to 
    flood 

    The 
    car 
    always 
    fuckin' 
    stall

    And 
    the 
    seat 
    cushion's 
    got 
    big 
    rip 

    So 
    spring 
    always 
    pokes 
    the 

    ball

    Verse 13
    (Ouch, ouch, ouch) 

    Plus 
    the 
    door 
    locks 
    are 
    bus
    ted 

    gotta 
    use 
    fucking 
    coat 
    hanger

    (What a 
    pain 
    in his 
    ass) 

    Verse 14
    And 
    if 
    girlie 
    sees 
    my 
    car 

    There's 
    no 
    chance 
    I'll 

    ever 
    bang 
    her 

    (He never 
    ever 
    gets 
    da 
    pussy) 

    Hey 
    shut 
    up 

    (Piece of 
    shit 
    car) 

    You 
    piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car 

    Verse 15
    (You got a piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car) 

    You 
    piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car 

    (Piece of 
    shit 
    car) 

    Bald 
    fuckin' 
    tires 

    (You got a 
    piece 
    of shit 
    car) 
    Verse 16

    No 
    rearview 
    fucking 
    mirror 

    (Piece of 
    shit 
    car) 

    Seven 
    dif
    ferent 
    colors 

    (You got a piece 
    of shit 
    Verse 17
    car) 

    Fucking 
    rag 
    for 
    gas 
    cap 

    (Piece of 
    shit 
    car) 

    Tailpipe
    makes 
    the 
    sparks 

    fly 
    everywhere 

    Verse 18
    (You got 
    piece 
    of 
    shit 
    car) 

    (Piece of shit 
    car) 

    (You got 
    a piece of 
    shit car) 

    (Piece of 
    shit 
    car) 

    Verse 19

    Oh 
    the 
    whole 
    town 
    think

    s I'm 
    loser 

    (You got 
    piece 
    of 
    shit car) 

    Cabby 
    give 
    me 
    a push 

    (Piece of 
    shit car) 

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