Noise chords by Oscar The Grouch

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Verse 1
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D 
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The most
beautiful music of all
C 
G 
isn't Mozart or Bebop or Swing.
C 
G 
It's the music that no one can sing.
D 
G 
Eb 
G 
It's called noise.
Eb 
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Eb 
D 
G 
The most beautiful
music there is
C 
G 
isn't country or western or jazz.
C 
C# 
D 
It's the music that most of all
G 
Eb 
G 
Eb 
G 
Eb 
G 
has lots of noise, yeah.
Eb 
G 
C 
Oh, I'd happily kick in the ship
G 
any person who plays violin.
A 
And I gladly will send to the moon
D 
any dingbat who plays the bassoon.
G 
The most beautiful music I know
C 
Eb 
G 
isn't opera or ragtime or rock.
C 
C# 
C 
It's the music that makes you yell,
G 
yuck!
D 
G 
Eb 
G 
Eb 
G 
Eb 
It's called noise.
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Em 
B 
Now whether you like it or lump it,
Em 
B 
I just love to melt down every trumpet.
C 
G 
And I only can stand a soprano
A 
When there's marshmallow
D 
in her piano.
Dm 
D 
Though I hate the clarinet, you bet!
Do I like the Oboe Novo,
Eb 
Ab 
the most beautiful music of all?
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Ab 
Now pay careful attention, my dears.
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Here's the music that
D 
Eb 
punctures your ears.
Fm 
Eb 
Ab 
It's called, hey,
Db 
Come close, girls and boys,
Dm 
my old Oscar and joys.
Eb 
It's thrill ever cloys.
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It's much better than toys.
Eb 
It's called noise, noise,
noise, noise, noise.