Oscar’s Junk Band chords by Oscar The Grouch

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G
A
Gaug
C
B
Bb
Dm
D
F
Ab
F#

Verse 1
G 
A 
G 
Gaug 
C 
B 
I know   a lot of folks
Bb 
A 
who are extremely loyal
Dm 
G 
to a banjo or a nice guitar.
C 
G 
C 
B 
Bb 
But I  prefer a greasy can of olive oil
A 
D 
G 
with a broken broom handle by far.
F 
Some people think the sound of
Ab 
a trombone's a jibber,
C 
Bb 
A 
But I  think wet paper and a comb are fine.
D 
A 
So blow the soda bottle,
D 
let the soup cans crash,
G 
A 
Cause one guy's treasure
G 
is another guy's trash.
F 
In Oscar's Junk Van,
F# 
Oscar's Junk Van,
G 
Stomp your muddy feet
Bb 
and clap your dirty hands.
F 
F# 
We're gonna play the Chow Chieh,
G 
Bb 
soon you can stand.
A 
D 
G 
Come on and hear us get jumpin'.
C 
G 
Bb 
B 
G 
Bb 
B 
C 
Some mu sic fans
B 
Bb 
A 
appreciate the pedal steel,
Dm 
G 
C 
Or a clarinet or violin.
G 
C 
B 
But me, I love the sound of
Bb 
dried up orange peel,
A 
D 
G 
When you shake it in a sardine tin.
F 
You keep your tube up,
Ab 
give me paper tubes to play
C 
Bb 
Don't want a glockenspiel,
A 
I want an ice cube tray
D 
We like it rusty, dusty,
busted, bent, or old
G 
A 
Cause one gal's garbage
G 
is another gal's gold
F 
At Oscar's Junk Band,
F# 
Oscar's Junk Band
D 
C 
Stamp your muddy feet
G 
Bb 
and clap your dirty hands
F 
We're gonna play the
F# 
C 
Bb 
junkiest tune you can
A 
D 
G 
C 
G 
B 
G 
Stand, come on in here, Oscar's Jumpin'!
C 
B 
Bb 
A 
Dm 
G 
C 
G 
C 
B 
Bb 
A 
D 
G 
F 
We're Oscar's Jumpin'!
F# 
Oscar's Jumpin'!
G 
Stamp your muddy feet
Bb 
and clap your dirty hands.
F 
F# 
We're gonna play the junkiest
C 
Bb 
tune  you can stand.
A 
D 
Come on and hear Oscar's
G 
C 
Junk Band.
A 
D 
Come on and hear Oscar's
G 
C 
Junk Band.
A 
D 
Come on and hear Oscar's
G 
Junk Band.
C 
B 
G 
C 