Key: G minor
Verse 1
D
Em
That's how every
D
Em
other show's begun.
Your brains would exceed
Em
A
Em
D
Em
You've already taken 101. one.
A
D
We don't have to sing
an opening number.
Bm
D
A
No need to repeat
D
A
D
Em
what's come be fore.
We might even wing the opening
A
G
Em
number.
G
A
D
Most of you already know the score.
F
A
Em
button flies.
A
Em
C
Sappho to Gertrude Stein,
F
C
F
Caesar to Calvin Klein,
Bm
A
Bb
you've heard all the propaganda
Em
Asus4
and the pack of lies.
Bm
A
D
an opening number.
A
D
A
D
Surely we could skip
B
Em
Maybe we should screw the
Screwing's what consenting
B
Em
F
from the Holy Bible
F
A
their own brand.
Bm
Em
Bm
Em
F
Romance is jolly good.
Broadway to Hollywood.
C
G
A
Bb
Just as long as family values
Em
Dm
don't get out of hand.
A
Dm
F
Fm
Bb
opening number.
F
Eb
There's no need to tell
Fm
Bb
you what you know.
Fm
Bbsus4
Why not disappear the
Fm
Bb
opening number
Bbm
Gdim
Bbm
and go on with the show?
C
Fm
Bbsus4
Bb
B
Let's go on with the show!
E
B
E
So let's just ignore the
B
E
opening number.
F#
F
E
B
You've got all the
E
B
E
F#m
background that you need
Bsus4
B
The only reason for an opening number
Is an excuse to let get used to it
G
C
F
Proceed!
Outro 1
B
E
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