No. 1 St chords by Mike Ladd
Verse 1
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Man, they're all on the same ego trip.
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I gotta be out of my mind.
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I gotta be out of my mind.
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I gotta be out of my mind.
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Celebrity nigga ballin'
number one street.
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There's something gory in my
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juice but I'm still squeezing.
Em
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Processing vernacular,
Em
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speaking in spectacular.
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Dreams of my future, I'm as good as
Don
Quixote.
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Smokin peyote with the dead clan of
Hopi
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But you can't burn me in a teepee
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Watch me as I go peepee
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on the holy nationality
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Of greedy I don't hang at
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CB's gallery
I play there
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You're the hare in the
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middle of the road
And I'm the
Budweiser toad
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I'm the cloak below the
virtuous ghost
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Em
Check my chin I got blood in my beard
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Who's got the horns of the state?
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I am a boot fighter
Well not right now
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Right now I deliver packages
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But fuck that shit
And all the fog and bastard juice
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Give me your head an d I'll
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show you what a ratchet is
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This is jazz
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This is semen pizzazz
I'm
Arthur
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Graham dancing about architecture
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My mom was always down
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for a lecture
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Super academic, quick with polemics
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Am
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I wish I was a mechanic, bipolar and manic
But still fixin' souls like
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an engineer for
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Chrysler
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Who spends his time with
Volvos
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We all play solos in the bathroom,
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Am
I'm in the math room
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Do rudimentary equations,
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staging battles like life was
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Risk
I drink the
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Brits' tea and chill heavenly
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Landin' on a bag of munchie
cheese that can fuck like
Cecil
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McBee plays bass
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This poem should land like a big tongue
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kiss on a cheeky face
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R -Snake and
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O -Lace will take me home when I'm
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Am
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done with the microphone
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So what have you tried lately?
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Am
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I'm not, man
That's a start
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D
I said I'm not
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That's a start
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It's good
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I'm not done
That's a start
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I'm not done,
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It's good
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I'm done
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I smoke too much I'll die of asthma
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But I still rock the stage like
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Betty
Page
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rocked the
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Casbah
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Gonna go to law school just to be mean
Sue
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Am
Marlboro for 10 tons of
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Aproxine
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When I shave my head I look like
Mr.
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Clean
Am
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But I never had an earring I got an
Oedipus
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Complex
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Which is as complex as a
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Serbian
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Bosnian warrior reflex
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Which is like a race of whites
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and blacks
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Breaking love on a bed
of bloody rice checks
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Add a little salt and that shit's a fat
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snack for the vault of history
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Great -great -grandchildren, will you and me into a wonderfully,
harmoniously orchestrated bliss?
Is there anything I missed?
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God, you got great tits.
God.
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I laugh at different tabs on the old
bit page.
Take autographs that
make me a graph
Montoya.
Smell the paper,
save it these days in chemicals.
My name is
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Michael and I find nickels.
If I was pregnant,
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I'd eat ice cream and pickles.
If I was a
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Libra, I'd be fickle.
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If I wore platforms, I should be shot.
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Am
Praise soul,
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praise the soul for what you got
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Praise the soul for
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what you got
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Praise the sun for what you got
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Praise the sun for what you got
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Praise the sun for what you need
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We got it all together
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We got it all together
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