Easy Listening For Armageddon chords by Mike Ladd

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Verse 1
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Good evening.
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Welcome to
Easy
Listening
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Farm again.
Please make yourself comfortable.
We have some
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Ritz crackers and some cheese.
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There's some grapes in the back and there's
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an assortment of drinks to your right.
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Thank you for listening to my class.
We're gonna be taking you on a
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magical journey this evening.
A journey that
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Nostradamus told you about
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almost 500 years ago.
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Yes, that's right.
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The end of the world.
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We'll be starting out this
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evening with a little duet by the
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Four
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Horsemen.
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They're gonna be rocking to you a little,
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some of their favorites.
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And  only the greats will be coming back tonight,
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greats like
Liberace,
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Les
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Baxter,
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Sununu,
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and of course my favorite,
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Spiro
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Agnew.
Now, a lot of people think that
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Armageddon is just for everybody,
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but really,
Armageddon
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Armageddon's for a select few,
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and  you know what, that select few is you.
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Yeah, you.
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Even you in the back trying to sneak out,
there's no escaping us, man.
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We're the end of it all, baby.
It takes a firm belief in the
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Christian calendar to really
understand what
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Armageddon means.
I mean, like, a lot of people are going to really miss out,
like
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Mayans, you know, I
guess
Jews have a different calendar, so they'll probably miss out too,
but then again, I think
they have the same sort of
idea of
Armageddon that we have,
so maybe they'll be there, but
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Buddhists, they're assed out, man, I mean,
they're just not going to make it, they have
to wait for their own
Armageddon.
But us men,
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Armageddon, it's just for you.
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The year 2000 means
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impending doom.
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Now a lot of people out there are
freaking out about it.
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But I say, just grab your best lawn chair,
Your favorite tunes, a little bit of lotion,
maybe even a friend
And just relax and get ready,
cause there's nothing you can do about it man
Like my man
Buster said, four more years,
four more years
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That's all we got, four years left
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So I'll just take you out like this
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To the arm, to the getty, to the arm, to the getty,
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to the arm, to the getty
Armageddon
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It's coming soon
Ain't nothing you can do
But count the days to do
Oh yeah
Chicka -cow chicka -cow -cow
Chicka -racka -ticka -ticka
-sap -bap -bap
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Chicka -ticka -sap -bap
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-bap -bap
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Armageddon
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That's right
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I've got a nice box full of treats
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There's some hot bbq's
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and bologna sandwiches
Go ahead take one
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Now they're for all of us
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Till they get you, all of us
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Till they get you, us
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Till get you, of us
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Woo!
All right!
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Everybody, to the left!
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To the right!
It's heat left now.
Here it comes!
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Whoa!
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There goes our weekend, everyone.
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I  hope you enjoyed the show.
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And come back for the next time.
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