Newlyweds, Sleepyheads chords by Adam Sandler

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Verse 1
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Wasn't that such a
great love story?
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Yeah, it was really sweet.
Doesn't everything feel more special
now that we're husband and wife?
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Yeah, it does, definitely.
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Good night, Mr. Perkins.
Good night, Mrs. Perkins.
I'll you in the morning.
Okay. Mrs. Perkins.
Bitch made me waffles for dinner.
What did you just say,
dude?
What's wrong, sweetie?
I thought you liked it
when I made waffles for dinner.
Yeah, yeah, sure, that was great.
You said they were
the best waffles you ever ate. They were.
Best waffles ever, don't worry.
Are you sure you like the waffles?
Yeah, yeah, forget the waffles,
I'm so tired.
Staff meeting, huh?
You're getting fat,
you fuck. Dave!
What? What happened?
You said I'm getting fat!
No, I didn't. I'm sleeping.
I didn't say anything.
Well, you said I was fat
and you're sleeping.
Why would I say that?
I snuggle up. Come here.
Your body is awesome, baby.
Not fat at all. Perfect.
And you like my waffles?
Who said anything about waffles?
You did! Two minutes ago!
I must have been having a crazy dream
about waffles or something.
Fat waffles.
Now go to sleep.
Okay. Snoring. Snoring. Snoring. Snoring. love
you. Snoring.
I love staring at your mother's sweet tits.
Hey! What's going on?
Somebody just hit me?
My mother?
What about your mother?
You said you like looking at her chest.
Looking at her chest?
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You must have misheard me.
I don't even talk like that.
Actually, you said staring at her sweet tits.
Oh. Let's just go to sleep, alright?
You're very emotional tonight
for some reason.
Oh, I'm sorry I get emotional
when someone talks about my
mom's tits.
Quit talking about them.
You're making me pop a...
I mean, you're making me sick
is what you're doing.
Let's just call it a night.
But you keep saying crazy
stuff
as you fall asleep.
You know, I can't help thinking
that those are your true feelings.
You want my true feelings?
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I love Mrs. Jennifer Perkins
with all my heart.
The past two weeks
have been the happiest of my life.
Aww. I can't wait to spend the rest
of my life
with Mrs. Jennifer Perkins.
I want to kiss her all the time.
I want to rub waffles
on my mother -in -law's big tits
while my fat wife watches.
That's it! Somebody
at the door?
You're a gross, disgusting pervert!
Calm down, calm down.
Calm down.
Look, I just won't go to sleep.
You go to sleep.
I'll read a magazine, okay?
I can't sleep after what you said.
Tomorrow's another day.
If you're still mad when you wake up,
we'll settle things then.
But for now, you go sleepy.
All right, I guess you're right, though.
I know I'm right.
Will it keep you up
if I put the light on to read, or...?
No, that's okay. Okay.
Good night, honey.
Good night, babe.
I can't believe I said
something
about her mother's drugs.
Yikes.
You awake, honey?
Mmm, I love you so much, baby.
Me too.
I love making love to you.
Oh, yeah.
Please don't stop making
love to me.
I won't. Even if my husband
comes home.
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Huh? Ah, give it to me, Andre the Giant.
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Give it to me hard.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wake up, wake up!
What? Did I say
something bad in my sleep?
Kind of, yes. I'm so sorry. Listen,
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let's just have a group fart
and fall asleep at the same time.
That way no one gets hurt.
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Okay, sweetheart, you got it.
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One, two, three.
Thanks for watching!