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Natalie’s Rap easy guitar chords by 
The Lonely Island
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Verse 1
Em
D
We're sitting here today with
Em
film star Natalie Portman.
Verse 2
Em
Hello
D
Em
D
So, Natalie, what's the day in
life of Natalie Portman like?
Em
Do you really want to know?
D
Yes, tell
Verse 3
us
Verse 4
D
Em
I don't sleep motherfucker
Off that yak and Durban
Doing 120 getting head
Verse 5
while I'm swerving
Em
Damn Natalie you a crazy chick
Verse 6
Em
Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like
gushers motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit
outta Jeff Zucker
Verse 7
Em
(What you want Natalie)
Verse 8
Em
To drink and fight
Verse 9
D
(what you need Natalie)
Verse 10
D
To fuck all night
Verse 11
D
Em
Don't test when I'm crazy
on that airplane glue
D
Em
Put my foot down your throat
'Til you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming
Pay for my dry cleaning
Fuck your man
It's my name that he's screaming
D
I'm sorry Natalie, but are
Verse 12
we to believe you
Em
D
condone driving while intoxicated?
Verse 13
D
I never said I was a role model
Em
D
What
Verse 14
about the kids that look up
Em
D
to you? Do you have a message for them?
Verse 15
D
Em
All the kids looking up to me can
suck my dick
It's Portman mother fucker
Drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat
And poor nitrous down the hole
D
Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh you die
Em
And all the dudes
You know I'm talking to you
(we love you Natalie)
I wanna fuck you too
P is for Portman
P is for pussy!
D
I'll kill your fucking dog for
fun so don't push me
Em
D
Well,
Verse 16
Em
Natalie I'm surprised.
D
All this from a Harvard graduate.
Verse 17
D
Em
D
Well there's a lot you may
Em
not know about me.
Verse 18
Em
G
Em
Really? Such as?
D
Verse 19
When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
Em
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
D
Em
I gotta a def posse
And you gotta buncha dudes
D
Em
I sit right down on your face
D
and take a shit
Verse 20
D
Em
Natalie you are a bad ass
bitch (hell yeah!)
And I always pay for your dry cleaning
D
When my shit gets in
G
your shoe (What!?)
Em
As for the drug use
D
Em
Well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you
Verse 21
Girl
Em
D
Em
Okie-doke. One final question,
D
Em
If you steal a smooch from
D
any guy in Hollywood,
Em
Who would it
Outro 1
No more questions
Em
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