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My Whole Family... easy guitar chords by 
Bo Burnham
Intro 1
Em
C
G
D
Em
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D
Em
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Em
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Verse 1
G
D
Every time I go to dinner
G
D
Seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
G
D
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
G
D
I can talk, well, they’re not able
G
D
When I look at them I find
G
D
There's a single question on their mind
G
D
I wish it could go back to the way it was
G
D
D
It’s not easy now because
Chorus 1
Em
C
G
My whole family thinks I'm gay
D
Em
I guess it’s always been that way
C
G
Maybe it’s ‘cause of the way that I walk
D
Makes them think I like
Em
C
G
D
boys
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That I like boys
Verse 2
G
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The goddamn question just won’t go away
G
D
And I get asked every single day
G
D
But the way they ask it is not a disguise
G
Like, “How was your day,
D
do you like to kiss guys?”
G
D
This was the worst, baby, this was my fear
G
D
Now their opinions are crystal clear
Chorus 2
Em
C
Because, my whole family
G
now is shocked
D
Em
I’m in the closet and the door is locked
C
G
Now my glory days are gone
D
Em
I was John Elway, now I’m Elton John
C
G
My whole family now suspects
D
Em
Watching SpongeBob had side effects
C
G
But I’m not gay and that’s what I said
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If I’m gay, hey, God, strike me dead,
Em
C
G
D
you know (coughing)
Interlude 1
That's weird
Em
C
G
D
Verse 3
G
D
Just 'cause I'm on the cheerleading team
G
D
Or my birthday party had a broadway theme
G
D
When I go outside, what do I see?
G
D
D
That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G
Chorus 3
Em
C
Because, I think that God
G
might think I'm gay
D
Em
What does He know anyway?
C
G
My grandma gave me a present just last year
D
Em
And the card said "Happy birthday, queer"
C
G
My whole family thinks I'm fab
D
Em
There's a guy's butt, hey Bo, take a stab
Interlude 2
Come on
Em
Why doesn't he get women?
C
There's no other way
G
D
It's cause I'm lanky,
not cause I'm gay, all right?
Em
C
G
D
Em
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G
D
Not 'cause I'm gay
Verse 4
G
D
Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow
G
D
Or my favorite color is the rainbow
That was a joke
G
D
I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must
G
'Cause I'm losing the people
D
that I thought I could trust
Chorus 4
Em
C
Because, even my boyfriend
G
D
thinks I'm gay, just kidding!
Em
C
G
D
Em
C
You all probably think I'm gay
G
D
Em
C
Man, this song is counterproductive
G
D
D
La la la la...
Chorus 5
Em
C
G
Because, my whole family thinks I'm gay
D
Em
What do they know anyway
C
G
You gotta look right through the haze
D
Em
Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
C
G
My whole family thinks I'm queer
D
Em
That is all I ever hear
C
G
But I've been as straight as a ramp
D
If you don't count Bible camp
Em
C
G
D
Em
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Bible camp
D
Em
I'm not gay, I swear
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