There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet easy guitar chords by Panic! At The Disco

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Fret 7

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  • Intro 1
    Verse 1

    Please, 
    leave 
    all 
    overcoats, 

    canes 
    and 
    top 
    hats 
    with 
    the 
    doorman 

    From 
    that 
    moment, 
    you'll 
    be 
    out 
    of 
    place 

    and 
    underdressed 

    I'm 
    wrecking 
    this 
    evening 
    already 

    and 
    loving 
    every 
    minute 
    of 
    it 

    Ruining 
    this 
    banquet 

    for 
    the 
    mildly 
    inspiring 
    and... 

    Please, 
    leave 
    all 
    overcoats, 
    canes 
    and 

    top 
    hats 
    with 
    the 
    doorman 

    From 
    that 
    moment, 
    you'll 
    be 
    out 
    of 
    place 

    and 
    underdressed 

    I'm 
    wrecking 
    this 
    evening 
    already 

    and 
    loving 
    every 
    minute 
    of 
    it 

    Ruining 
    this 
    banquet 

    for 
    the 
    mild
    ly 
    inspiring 
    and... 

    When 
    you're 
    in 
    black 
    slacks 

    with 
    accentuating, 
    off-white, 
    pinstripes 

    Whoa, 
    everything 
    goes 
    according 
    to 
    plan 

    Chorus 1
    I'm 
    the 
    new 
    cancer, 
    never 
    looked 
    better, 

    you 
    can't 
    stand 
    it 

    Because 
    you 
    say 
    so 
    under 
    your 
    breath 

    You're 
    reading 
    lips 

    "When 
    did 
    he 
    get 
    all 
    confi
    dent?" 

    Haven't 
    you 
    heard 
    that 

    I'm 
    the 
    new 
    cancer? 

    Never 
    looked 
    better, 
    and 

    you 
    can't 
    stand 
    it 


    Verse 2
    Next 
    is 
    trip 
    to 
    the, 

    the 
    ladies' 
    room 
    in 
    vain, 
    and 

    bet 
    you 
    just 
    can't 
    keep 
    up 
    with 
    (keep 
    up) 

    with 
    these 
    fashionistas, 
    and 

    Tonight, 
    tonight 
    you 
    are, 
    you 
    are 

    whispering 
    campaign 

    bet 
    to 
    them 
    your 
    name 
    is 
    "Cheap" 

    bet 
    to 
    them 
    you 
    look 
    like 
    sh-- 

    Talk 
    to 
    the 
    mirror, 
    oh, 

    choke 
    back 
    tears. 

    And 
    keep 
    telling 
    yourself 
    that 

    "I'm 
    diva!" 

    Oh 
    and 
    the 
    smokes 

    in 
    that 
    cigarette 
    box 
    on 
    the 
    table 

    They 
    just 
    so 
    happen 
    to 
    be 

    laced 
    with 
    nitroglycer
    ine 

    Chorus 2
    I'm 
    the 
    new 
    cancer, 
    never 
    looked 
    better, 

    you 
    can't 
    stand 
    it 

    Because 
    you 
    say 
    so 
    under 
    your 
    breath 

    You're 
    reading 
    lips 

    "When 
    did 
    he 
    get 
    all 
    confi
    dent?" 

    Haven't 
    you 
    heard 
    that 

    I'm 
    the 
    new 
    cancer? 

    Never 
    looked 
    better, 
    and 

    you 
    can't 
    stand 
    it 

    Interlude 1




    Chorus 3
    Haven't 
    you 
    heard 
    that 
    I'm 
    the 
    new 
    can
    cer? 

    I've 
    never 
    looked 
    bet
    ter, 

    and 
    you 
    can't 
    stand 
    it 

    Haven't 
    you 
    heard 
    that 
    I'm 
    the 
    new 
    can
    cer? 

    I've 
    never 
    looked 
    bet
    ter, 

    and 
    you 
    can't 
    stand 
    it 

    Outro 1
    And 
    know, 
    and 
    know, 

    It 
    just 
    does
    n't 
    feel 
    like 
    night 
    out 

    with 
    no 
    one 
    sizing 
    you 
    up 

    I've 
    never 
    been 
    so 
    surrepti- 
    tious 

    So 
    of 
    course 
    you'll 
    be 
    dis
    tracted 

    when 
    spike 
    the 
    punch 

    And 
    know, 
    and 
    know, 

    It 
    just 
    does
    n't 
    feel 
    like 
    night 
    out 

    with 
    no 
    one 
    sizing 
    you 
    up 

    I've 
    never 
    been 
    so 
    surrepti- 
    tious 

    So 
    of 
    course 
    you'll 
    be 
    dis
    tracted 

    when 
    spike 
    the 
    punch 

    And 
    know, 
    and 
    know, 

    It 
    just 
    does
    n't 
    feel 
    like 
    night 
    out 

    with 
    no 
    one 
    sizing 
    you 
    up 

    I've 
    never 
    been 
    so 
    surrepti- 
    tious 

    So 
    of 
    course 
    you'll 
    be 
    dis
    tracted 

    when 
    spike 
    the 
    punch 
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