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There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet easy guitar chords by
Panic! At The Disco
Panic! At The Disco

2005Pop
5.0 (1)
Intro 1
Verse 1

Am

Please, leave all overcoats,

canes and top hats with the doorman
F

From that moment, you'll be out of place

and underdressed
C

I'm wrecking this evening already

and loving every minute of it

Ruining this banquet
E

for the mildly inspiring and...
Am

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and
G

top hats with the doorman
C
F

From that moment, you'll be out of place

and underdressed
Dm

I'm wrecking this evening already
E

and loving every minute of it
F

Ruining this banquet
G
G#

for the mildly inspiring and...
Am

When you're in black slacks
Dm

with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
F
E
Am

Whoa, everything goes according to plan
Chorus 1
F
E

I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Am
G

you can't stand it
C

Because you say so under your breath
E

You're reading lips
F

"When did he get all confident?"
E

Haven't you heard that
Am
G

I'm the new cancer?
C

Never looked better, and
E

you can't stand it
E
F
E
F
E

Verse 2
Am

Next is a trip to the,
Dm

the ladies' room in vain, and

I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up)

with these fashionistas, and
C

Tonight, tonight you are, you are
Dm

a whispering campaign
Am

I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
E

I bet to them you look like sh--
Am

Talk to the mirror, oh,
G

choke back tears.
C

And keep telling yourself that
F

"I'm a diva!"
Dm

Oh and the smokes
E
F

in that cigarette box on the table
G
G#

They just so happen to be
Dm
E
F
E

laced with nitroglycerine
Chorus 2
F
E

I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Am
G

you can't stand it
C

Because you say so under your breath
E

You're reading lips
F

"When did he get all confident?"
E

Haven't you heard that
Am
G

I'm the new cancer?
C

Never looked better, and
E
E

you can't stand it
Interlude 1
Am
G
C
F

Dm
E
Am

Am
G
C
F

Dm
E
Am

Chorus 3
Am
G
C
F

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Dm
E

I've never looked better,
Am

and you can't stand it
Am
G
C
F

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Dm
E

I've never looked better,
F
G

and you can't stand it
Outro 1
Am

And I know, and I know,
G
C

It just doesn't feel like a night out
F

with no one sizing you up
Dm
E

I've never been so surrepti- tious
Am

So of course you'll be distracted

when I spike the punch
Am

And I know, and I know,
G
C

It just doesn't feel like a night out
F

with no one sizing you up
Dm
E

I've never been so surrepti- tious
Am

So of course you'll be distracted

when I spike the punch
Am

And I know, and I know,
G
C

It just doesn't feel like a night out
F

with no one sizing you up
Dm
E

I've never been so surrepti- tious
Am

So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch

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Chords
  • Am

  • F

  • C

  • E

  • G

  • Dm

  • G#

    4

Capo: 7

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