There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet chords by Panic! At the Disco
Intro 1
Verse 1
Em
Please, leave all overcoats,
canes and top hats with the doorman
C
From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
G
I'm wrecking this evening already
and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet
B
for the mildly inspiring and...
Em
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and
D
top hats with the doorman
G
C
From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
Am
I'm wrecking this evening already
B
and loving every minute of it
C
Ruining this banquet
D
D#
for the mildly inspiring and...
Em
When you're in black slacks
Am
with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
C
B
Em
Whoa, everything goes according to plan
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Chorus 1
C
B
I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Em
D
you can't stand it
G
Because you say so under your breath
B
You're reading lips
C
"When did he get all confident?"
B
Haven't you heard that
Em
D
I'm the new cancer?
G
Never looked better, and
B
you can't stand it
B
C
B
C
B
Verse 2
Em
Next is a trip to the,
Am
the ladies' room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up)
with these fashionistas, and
G
Tonight, tonight you are, you are
Am
a whispering campaign
Em
I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
B
I bet to them you look like sh--
Em
Talk to the mirror, oh,
D
choke back tears.
G
And keep telling yourself that
C
"I'm a diva!"
Am
Oh and the smokes
B
C
in that cigarette box on the table
D
D#
They just so happen to be
Am
B
C
B
laced with nitroglycerine
Chorus 2
C
B
I'm the new cancer, never looked better,
Em
D
you can't stand it
G
Because you say so under your breath
B
You're reading lips
C
"When did he get all confident?"
B
Haven't you heard that
Em
D
I'm the new cancer?
G
Never looked better, and
B
B
you can't stand it
Interlude 1
Em
D
G
C
Am
B
Em
Em
D
G
C
Am
B
Em
Chorus 3
Em
D
G
C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am
B
I've never looked better,
Em
and you can't stand it
Em
D
G
C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am
B
I've never looked better,
C
D
and you can't stand it
Outro 1
Em
And I know, and I know,
D
G
It just doesn't feel like a night out
C
with no one sizing you up
Am
B
I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
Em
And I know, and I know,
D
G
It just doesn't feel like a night out
C
with no one sizing you up
Am
B
I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
Em
And I know, and I know,
D
G
It just doesn't feel like a night out
C
with no one sizing you up
Am
B
I've never been so surrepti- tious
Em
So of course you'll be distracted
when I spike the punch
There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
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