My Whole Family... chords by Bo Burnham (Official Version)
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Intro 1
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
Verse 1
(G major) Every time I go (D major) to dinner
(G major) Seems like I'm getting a little (D major) bit thinner
I'll (G major) sit down at the breakfast (D major) table
(G major) I can talk, well, (D major) they’re not able
(G major) When I look at them (D major) I find
There's a (G major) single question on (D major) their mind
I (G major) wish it could go back to the way (D major) it was
(G major) It’s not easy now (D major) because (D major)
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Chorus 1
(E minor) My whole family (C major) thinks I'm gay (G major)
I guess it’s always (D major) been that way (E minor)
Maybe it’s ‘cause (C major) of the way that I walk (G major)
Makes them (D major) think I like
(E minor) boys (C major) (G major) (D major)
That I like (E minor) boys (C major) (G major) (D major)
Verse 2
The (G major) goddamn question just won’t (D major) go away
And (G major) I get asked every (D major) single day
But the (G major) way they ask it is not (D major) a disguise
Like, (G major) “How was your day,
do you like (D major) to kiss guys?”
(G major) This was the worst, baby, this (D major) was my fear
(G major) Now their opinions are (D major) crystal clear
Chorus 2
Because, (E minor) my whole family (C major)
now is shocked (G major)
I’m in the closet (D major) and the door is locked (E minor)
Now my glory (C major) days are gone (G major)
I was John Elway, (D major) now I’m Elton John (E minor)
My whole family (C major) now suspects (G major)
Watching (D major) SpongeBob had side ef (E minor) fects
But I’m not gay (C major) and that’s what I said (G major)
If I’m gay, (D major) hey, God, strike me dead,
(E minor) you know (C major) (coughing) (G major) (D major)
Interlude 1
That's weird
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
Verse 3
(G major) Just 'cause I'm on the cheerleading (D major) team
Or my (G major) birthday party had a (D major) broadway theme
When I (G major) go outside, what (D major) do I see?
That the (G major) clouds in the sky spell (D major) F-A-G (D major)
Chorus 3
Because, (E minor) I think that God (C major)
might think I'm gay (G major)
What does He (D major) know anyway? (E minor)
My grandma gave me a pre (C major) sent just last year (G major)
And the card said (D major) "Happy birthday, queer" (E minor)
My whole family (C major) thinks I'm fab (G major)
There's a guy's butt, (D major) hey Bo, take a stab (E minor)
Interlude 2
Come on
(E minor) Why doesn't he get women?
(C major) There's no other way
(G major) It's cause I'm lanky, (D major)
not cause I'm gay, all right?
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
Not 'cause I'm (E minor) gay (C major) (G major) (D major)
Verse 4
(G major) Just 'cause I'm afraid (D major) of the snow
Or my (G major) favorite color is (D major) the rainbow
That was a joke
I (G major) don't mean to yell, but I fear (D major) I must
'Cause I'm (G major) losing the people
that I (D major) thought I could trust
Chorus 4
Because, (E minor) even my boyfriend (C major)
thinks I'm gay, (G major) just kidding! (D major)
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
(E minor) You all probably (C major) think I'm gay
(G major) Man, this (D major) song is counterproductive (E minor) (C major)
(G major) La la la (D major) la... (D major)
Chorus 5
Because, (E minor) my whole family (C major) thinks I'm gay (G major)
What do they (D major) know anyway (E minor)
You gotta look (C major) right through the haze (G major)
Easy-Bake Oven (D major) was just a phase (E minor)
My whole family (C major) thinks I'm queer (G major)
That is all (D major) I ever hear (E minor)
But I've been (C major) as straight as a ramp (G major)
If you don't (D major) count Bible camp
(E minor) (C major) (G major) (D major)
Bible (E minor) camp (C major) (G major)
(D major) I'm not gay, I (E minor) swear
My Whole Family...
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