Oh, look at little Johnny.
He's being such a good boy
I wonder what he's thinking about.
And my church, whoa, whoa.
I'm talking about my very own church.
I'm singing about my very own church.
If I had a church, there's a lot I'd do.
I'd make sure everyone was nice,
Is everybody will love God,
yet the sermons would be short
I'm talking about my very own church
My church, I'm singing about
Do I have change for a 10?
will give me some Taco Bell
And perhaps a little something
with a crunchy candy shell
And when the sermon's over
and our time is at an end
We'll be counting down the minutes
Till we can once again attend
I'm talking about my very own church
My very own church, yeah, my church
My very own church, very own church
I don't have to comb my hair
I can wear what I wanna wear
I don't have to wear the suit
And my church won't choir
I'm singing about my very
And my church, woah -woah
I'm talking about my very own church,
I'm singing about my very