My Doctor chords by Bruz Fletcher

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Verse 1
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Hello?
Medical Arts?
Medical Arts?
Is this the Medical Arts?
Will you connect me with the operating
room, please?
The Salon de Surgerie.
No, darling, that's not French.
That's just an old,
understood tongue
that's come fluttering
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and hustling down through the ages
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like the rats from a Victorian
coiffure.
Oh, operating room?
I wonder if you would inconvenience yourself
and peek about under those sheets
and see if you can find an old
dismantled T -model body
I believe
she's having an appendectomy
put on her first edition
oh how grand you found her
she's what she's she's under ether
she's lying under ether
well ask him to get up
for a moment
and let her come to the phone
that girl was ever the one
to think only of her own pleasure and me with six nut brown fruit
filled loaves scorching in my Dutch or fireless cooking oven
hello operating room well
don't be antiseptic about it.
All I know about sterilization
is what I need for the bare essentials
of New York
living in this germ -filled metropolis.
All I know is what my doctor
told me.
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My doctor.
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That masterful, medical,
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miracle man.
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My doctor,
he's got the biggest practice in town.
My doctor he'll pick you up
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the minute you're down
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rich and poor black and white
ring his bell all the day and night
some folks faint at just the
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sight of my doctor
my doctor his operations really a joy
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my doctor with
all his instruments you can toy
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he's so big -hearted
it's been known to pass
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he'll say the treats on me
and give you gas
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an d then you get a piece of advice
from my doctor why
Why, he's so sanitary
that there's places like a dairy
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where the milk of human
kindness ever flows.
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His business keeps on growing
and he makes a splendid showing
with his assets, which the
whole town knows.
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Once upon his table,
never yet has one been able to say
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no to any treatment he'll suggest.
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His smile is so contagious
and his fee is so outrageous
that the size of it as
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sures you of the best.
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He'll stick you with a needle just like that,
or very quick, which the weakly call the very
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neatest trick.
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The size of his prescription
quite belies human description.
He's just as well for
well as well for sick.
And he's my doctor.
Diplomas hang all over his wall.
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My doctor,
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his work is just as broad as it's tall.
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The Mayo Brothers one time sent a spy to
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see his instrument.
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The spy said, my, she's looking yet,
at my doctor.
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My doctor, his understanding
really is huge, tremendous.
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My doctor, he keeps his nurses
merely a stooge.
His work is much more
first than last rate.
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The ladies take it at a fast rate,
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and  every man would like to cast
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aspersions on my daughter.