My neighbor of mine, she name Caroline
Had a puppy dog named Constantine
She find the name too long,
For a while everything went just fine
But one morning four o 'clock on the door
When I woke and she spoke,
Yesterday, I put me corny to sleep
when I wake up me corny gone
If you lay by Fordham health shield
so I asked which one she talking about
Like the question gets you hot,
so she cuts me on the spot
Yesterday, I put me corny to sleep
when I wake up me corny gone
When she start to talk about accident
Watch it have me tickin' pink,
sayin' that is what you think
so by now puppy must be stink
Yesterday I put me corny to sleep
When I wake up me corny gone
Did it go and play? Not at all, she say
I will tie him up with piece of cloth
I hope he don't pick up no fleas
Hear my plea, look and see
have you seen my cunning?
Neighborhood, it's really funny
Yesterday, I put me Connie to sleep
When I wake up, me Connie gone