Mr. McGibblets Theme Song chords by Jon Lajoie

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Verse 1
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 (D major)  (E major) I'm  (A major) Mr. McJibblets,
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say (E major) ing hi to you.
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There  (A major) isn't a whole lot Mr.
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McJibblets  (E major) wouldn't do.
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He'd  (A major) scare you in the night
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and he'd  (E major) hit you with his car.
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He'd set  (A major) fire to the forest,
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bring a  (E major) gun into a bar.
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He'd  (D major) lie about his taxes
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and he'd  (E major) lie about a crime.
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He'd  (D major) say he's free of herpes
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and have  (E major) syphilis the whole time.
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I'm  (A major) Mr. McJibblets,
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 (D major) I  like bald liquor and fro  (E major) -yo
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I'm Mr.  (A major) McJibblets,  (E major) welcome to my  (A major) dojo
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I'm Mr. McJibblets,  (E major) join me at my table
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I'm a  (A major) friend of kids,
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but also  (E major) mentally unstable
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I'll  (A major) shake you down for money
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and  (E major) write you a bad check
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I'll knock  (A major) your sister up
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to teach you  (E major) all about great sex
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I'm  (A major) Mr. McJibblets,
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 (D major) this costume cuts off my  (E major) blood flow
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I'm Mr.  (A major) McJibblets,  (E major) you've been to my  (A major) dojo