Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos chords by Adam Sandler
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Verse 1
(D major) (G major) (D major) (G major) (D major) The
boys say don't (G major) you do it
Get a grip for goodness sake (D major)
Why (G major) you getting married?
Such a big league (D major) mistake
You lose all (G major) your freedom
When you're solo you got it made (D major)
But while you guys (G major) are home whackin' it
I'll be with my new wife gettin' (D major) laid,
have mercy (G major) (D major)
Well, they say you'll have no pri (G major) vacy
The old lady's al (D major) ways there
But the good news is she'll (G major) blow me
And let me shoot it (D major) in her hair
So while you're all out search (G major) ing
For that strange piece of (D major) trim
Remember I don't have to
wear a (G major) condom
Whenever I stick it (D major) in, no way (G major) (D major)
So (A major) you guys go watch your football
Trust (B minor) me, I'll be fine
'Cuz (G major) af ter we brunch with
her mother
I'm comin' home (A major) to a sixty- nine
And she'll go (D major) ah- ah, (G major) uh- lickety- lick (D major) ,
Oo... (G major) ah... that's my
husband's dick (D major) (G major) (D major)
Now fellas I'll be thinkin' (G major) of ya
Even though I've (D major) moved on
You'll al (G major) ways be my homies
But I'm puttin' down (D major) the bong
'Cause my soulmate's my whole life (G major) now
I knew the first time (D major) I kissed her
But if she ever stops having (G major) sex with me
I'll call you guys and we'll (D major) bang her sister,
ah yeah, (G major) (D major)
Yeah, if she ever stops
having sex (B minor) with me
We'll all (G major) gang bang her hot sister (D major)
Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos
Adam Sandler
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