Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos chords by Adam Sandler

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Verse 1
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The
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boys say don't you do it
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Get a grip for goodness sake
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Why you getting married?
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Such a big league mistake
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You lose all your freedom
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When you're solo you got it made
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But while you guys are home whackin' it
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I'll be with my new wife gettin' laid,
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have mercy
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Well, they say you'll have no privacy
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The old lady's always there
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But the good news is she'll blow me
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And let me shoot it in her hair
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So while you're all out searching
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For that strange piece of trim
Remember I don't have to
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wear a condom
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Whenever I stick it in, no way
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So you guys go watch your football
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Trust me, I'll be fine
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'Cuz af ter we brunch with
her mother
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I'm comin' home to a sixty- nine
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And she'll go ah- ah, uh- lickety- lick,
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Oo... ah... that's my
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husband's dick
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Now fellas I'll be thinkin' of ya
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Even though I've moved on
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You'll always be my homies
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But I'm puttin' down the bong
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'Cause my soulmate's my whole life now
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I knew the first time I  kissed her
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But if she ever stops having sex with me
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I'll call you guys and we'll bang her sister,
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ah yeah,
Yeah, if she ever stops
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having sex with me
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We'll all gang bang her hot sister