Everybody here is gonna die
Everybody up north is gonna die
Everybody back east is gonna die
Everybody overseas is gonna die
Everybody in New York is gonna die
Whether by quaaludes and alcohol
Or getting tossed over the falls
Shooting a tad too much cocaine
Falling asleep in a black widow nest
Driving your car off Angeles
O.J. Simpson is gonna die,
Ellen Degeneres is gonna die,
Cal Worthington is gonna die,
Barbara Boxer is gonna die,
Rick Kosick is gonna die,
Osama Bin Laden is gonna die.
Larry H. Parker is gonna die,
all the honkies are gonna die,
all the surfers are gonna die,
all the bikers are gonna die,
all the gearheads are gonna die,
all the jocks are gonna die,
Jerry Adamo is gonna die,
Gary Coleman is gonna die,
Gish Thaxton is gonna die,
Danny Bonaduce is gonna die,
Oprah Winfrey is gonna die,
Michael Jackson is gonna die,
Britney Spears is gonna die,
Howard Stern is gonna die,