Mistress chords by Stalking Horse

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Intro 1

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Verse 1
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When
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there's no  food on     the table
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You're laughing at
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his bedside manner
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He's gon' forget a
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lot
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He's gon' forget
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a lot
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Oh, there's no food on the table
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And you're laughing at
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his bedside manner
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And he is bound  to  forget a line
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Go and call your better man
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He's gon' forget a line
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And you can put your digits
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in all of the right places
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Then I wouldn't flare,
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cause I need a mistress like
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her all in my head
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When there's no food on     the table
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And your loving God is bedside now
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And he is bound  to  forget life
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I'll go and call   you better
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man
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And he's about to forget
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that you are gonna  be here after all you