Sam, but they won't believe me.
I've got a story to tell.
Queen helped me wind up in jail
When I saw her in church,
knew she didn't come to stay
She looked at me and said
Don't you tell anyone that I'm the
When I showed up at that motel
She said it'd be our secret
said forget about the church
Since we're gonna go to hell
Might as well enjoy the ride
Eee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, eee, ee,
You know, I thought it was over
I thought we said goodbye
Everything was fine until she
Now she wants to come clean
She's on all the magazine covers
Now I'm sitting in prison
but I just don't understand
I think she had the whole thing planned
Now she's got a plastic surgeon,
Hey, anything can happen,
And you know what you are
There's nothing left to tell
Except she oughta be in prison
I know it makes her happy