I'm a married to Marty Ooch
For Marty Ooch, I walk her to pooch
But Marty Ooch, she love her to pooch
Now when she buys the dog a pooch,
she's as careful as can be
Be fore she gives it to the dog,
But Mariuch, she loves the pooch
Hey Chuck, what do you know,
my dog's got all the luck
My wife, she calls him poochie deer
And me, she tries to duck
Because of my wife Mariuch,
she's got a heart of stone
My poochie gets all the meat,
I'm a -marry to Maryouche
I thought we'd have a lot of kids
That's why one day I found
But pretty soon I'll kill her da pooch
every day and every night
I'm afraid there's just no way
yes to the command of the pooch
she should have married the pooch