Please no squeeza da banana

Please no squeeza da banana easy guitar chords by Sam Butera

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    • Verse 1

    Raleigh 
    the 
    cop 

    would always 
    stop on 
    the corner at 

    Tony's 
    fruit stand. 

    He'd help himsel
    f to 
    any
    thing 
    on 

    which he 
    could lay his 
    hand
    s. 

    Raleigh did 
    this quite 
    often. 

    Plenty of 
    fruit he 
    would 
    soften. 

    So 

    Tony got 
    sore 
    and inwardly 
    swore. 

    Then 
    he began 
    to 
    shout, 

    Hey, 
    please, 

    no 
    squeezin' 
    the 
    banana 

    Because 
    when 
    you do 
    that, 

    then you 
    make the 
    fat 

    Hey, 
    please, 
    no 
    squeezin' 
    the 
    ba
    nana 

    When 
    you 
    squeezin' 
    the plum, 

    you 
    put 
    him on 
    the bum 

    You 
    toucha 
    this, 
    you 
    toucha 
    that, 

    you toucha 
    everything 

    You 
    pusha 
    this, you 
    pusha 
    that, 

    then you 
    got nothing 

    So please, 
    no 
    squeezin' 
    the 
    banana 

    If 
    you 
    squeeze 
    an 
    officer, 

    please 
    don't squeeze the 
    coconut 

    Please 
    don't 
    squeeze 
    the banana 

    Because 
    when 
    you do 
    that, 

    then you 
    make a 
    flat 

    Please 
    don't 
    squeeze 
    the ba
    nana 

    When 
    you 
    squeeze the 
    grapes, 

    you put 
    them out 
    of 
    shape 

    You 
    touch this, 
    you 
    touch that, 

    you 
    take me 
    for a 
    fool 

    You 
    squeeze a 
    this, you 
    squeeze a 
    that 

    Why 
    don't 
    you squeeze a 

    chatroule? 

    So please 
    no squeeze 
    a 
    the banana 

    If 
    you 
    squeeze 
    a officer, 

    please 
    squeeze a 
    the coconut 

    Please 
    no squeeze 
    a the 
    ba
    nana 

    Be
    cause 
    when 
    you do 
    that, 

    hon
    ey, 
    you'll make the 
    flat 

    Oh, 
    please, 
    no squeeze 
    of 
    the 
    ba
    nana 

    When 
    you 
    squeeze of 
    the peach 

    Mamma 
    mia, what 
    a 
    reach 

    You 
    touch of 
    this, you 
    touch of 
    that 

    You 
    mess him 
    up 
    the stand 

    You 
    squeeze 
    of this, you 
    take of 
    that 

    One 
    day I'll 
    break your 
    hand 

    So please, 
    no squeeze 
    of 
    the 
    banana 

    If 
    you 
    squeeze 
    the officer, 
    please 

    Squeeze of 
    the coconut 

    Squeeze 
    of 
    the gugut 
    seal 

    Squeeze 
    of 
    the 
    watermel
    on 

    Squeeze 
    it 
    up, 

    Moo and 

    John, 
    but 
    please 
    no squeeze 

    of the 
    ba
    nana 

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