If they say that they don't,
It can sound like a duck,
it can sound like a frog,
it can sound like an elephant or a scythe.
It was not you and it was not me,
but for some reason up in here
it's getting hard to breathe.
It was not me, it was not you,
it was one of the three, I'm gonna tell you.
She may say that she did not
and she is probably right
But I'm going to blame it on mama
some more than others they say.
It does not matter what you eat,
it does not matter what you drink,
it's gonna happen all the time,
The be st thing to do is go
when there isn't anybody around.
But then there's the time
when you've got to be sublime
She may say that she did not
and she was probably right
But I'm go ing to blame it on Mama
It's not gentle manly, it's not ladylike
It can happen in the car,
It can happen in the elevator,
I think that it's my favorite,
It was not you, and it was not me
For some reason I've been here,
it's getting hard to breathe
It was not me, it was not you
It was one of the three, I'm gonna tell you
She may say that she did not,
and she is probably right
But I'm going to blame it on mama