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Portapotty chords by 
Keller Williams
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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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**I
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fell in love in the portapotty line
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In the parking lot of some show
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She was dancing round
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clutchin herself
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She was waitin for her turn to go**
Verse 2
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Her dreadlocks swung down Like
shiny golden chains
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And she looked to be strong and brave
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My nose was filled with a
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bouqet of patchouli oil
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It looked like she had never shaved
Verse 3
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I knew right away that I was in love
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And she was the one for me
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I could not tell if she felt the same way
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But I know that she had to pee
Interlude 1
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Verse 4
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** The
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sunlight shone bright threw
that sundress she wore
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And reflected off the ring in her nose
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Her ankle bells jingled as
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she danced around
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I'm so proud of the line that I chose
Verse 5
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Then all of the sudden she could not
take it no more
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On that portapotty she wailed
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and she banged
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As she started tiltin it back and forth
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Well, I just raised my head and I sang
Interlude 2
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Verse 6
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** That pretty little vacant sign
showed her face
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And she blew right in like Peter Pan
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I wanted to be there when she was done
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So I went and I peed behind a van
Verse 7
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Well I did not realize just how
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much had been drunk
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I stood there for the length
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of the song
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Well I zipped up
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Went back to that portapotty
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But my sweet little lover was
gone
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Verse 8
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**
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She was dancin round
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clutchin herself
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She was waiting for her turn to go
Outro 1
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