Portapotty
Portapotty

Portapotty easy guitar chords by Keller Williams

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Fret 4

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1

    **I 

    fell in love 
    in the 
    portapotty line 

    In 
    the parking 
    lot 
    of some 
    show 

    She was 
    dancing 
    round 

    clutchin herself 

    She was 
    waitin 
    for 
    her 
    turn 
    to 
    go** 

    Verse 2
    Her 
    dreadlocks 
    swung 
    down 
    Like 

    shiny golden 
    chains 

    And she 
    looked to 
    be 
    strong 
    and brave 

    My 
    nose 
    was filled 
    with 
    a 

    bouqet of patchouli 
    oil 

    It 
    looked 
    like 
    she had 
    never 
    shaved 

    Verse 3
    I knew 
    right away 
    that 
    I was 
    in 
    love 

    And 
    she was 
    the 
    one 
    for me 

    I could 
    not 
    tell 
    if she 
    felt the 
    same 
    way 

    But I 
    know that 
    she had 
    to 
    pee 

    Interlude 1







    Verse 4
    ** 
    The 

    sunlight 
    shone 
    bright 
    threw 

    that sundress she 
    wore 

    And re
    flected 
    off the 
    ring 
    in her 
    nose 

    Her 
    ankle 
    bells 
    jingled 
    as 

    she 
    danced 
    around 

    I'm so 
    proud 
    of the 
    line 
    that 
    I chose 

    Verse 5
    Then 
    all 
    of the 
    sudden she 
    could not 

    take 
    it no 
    more 

    On that 
    portapotty she 
    wailed 

    and she 
    banged 

    As she 
    started 
    tiltin it 
    back 
    and forth 

    Well, 
    I just 
    raised my 
    head 
    and I 
    sang 

    Interlude 2











    Verse 6
    ** 
    That pretty 
    little 
    vacant 
    sign 


    showed 
    her face 

    And she 
    blew 
    right 
    in like 
    Peter 
    Pan 

    I 
    wanted 
    to be 
    there 
    when 
    she was 
    done 

    So 
    I 
    went and I 
    peed behind 
    a van 

    Verse 7
    Well 
    I did not 
    realize 
    just how 

    much 
    had been 
    drunk 

    I 
    stood there 
    for 
    the length 

    of the 
    song 

    Well I zipped 
    up 

    Went 
    back to 
    that 
    portapotty 

    But 
    my sweet 
    little 
    lover 
    was 

    gone 

    Verse 8

    ** 

    ** 

    She was dancin 
    round 

    clutchin herself 

    She was 
    waiting 
    for 
    her 
    turn 
    to go 

    Outro 1






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