Mad Professor Von Krinkleburger‐Curlyfries chords by Colin Buchanan

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Verse 1
Em 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Catachismo Kids!
Am 
Ha!
F 
Em 
You're listening to a special
Fam Bam.
It's Catachismo Kids, and I'm Colin,
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C 
and this little fluffy yellow guy is...
Em 
Welcome! Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Professor Von
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Em 
Krinkleberger Curlyfries,
and this is my mad puppet scient
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ist -inventor laboratory place,
Em 
with sound effects bubbles
and pre -recorded humming electrical
noises.
Nudge, nudge.
Can you just take the curly wig off,
the white wig,
with those crazy spectacles?
We can't start inventing
stuff now.
We've only just started getting going.
is where you are wrong,
F 
my grey -scalved, slightly -thinning,
flabby apprentice.
Em 
I have invented a special machine
F 
that shows when you get the an swers right
or the answers wrong.
Em 
I call it the Stinger.
F 
I'm not sure I like the sound of that.
Em 
First, you hold this special, top secret,
F 
highly complicated piece of
sensitive equipment.
Em 
It's just an egg beater.
That is what they want you to think.
But when I ask you a question,
you will know immediately
if you have the right answer
or the wrong answer.
F 
The Stinger never lies.
Em 
Ready? Turn the crank -a -nator.
F 
Time for your question.
Em 
What colour jelly am I thinking of?
Well, how can I know that?
F 
Em 
Wrong! Hey! Ow! You... Wait! Stop!
F 
You just bopped me
with that inflatable squeaker
you were holding behind your
Em 
back.
Speak not of the things
of which you have no understanding.
Give me another go.
Give me... Very well.
Turn ze crankinator!
Remember, the stinger never lies.
Em 
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What is your name?
Em 
Well, I know this one. Colin.
Ow! You bopped me again!
Yes, but this time it was the you
-got -it -right bop,
not the you -got -it -wrong
bop.
They're actually quite different.
Remember, the stinger never lies.
However, we are still ironing out
a few teething problems.
Nudge, can we just get on with the
catechismo?
But of course, Mr Bond.
Em 
But I will ask the questions.
You will answer them,
and the stinger will play its part.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Em 
That's why my professor laughs.
Em 
Come on! At last!