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Verse 1
(D major) The Little League Witch
Witch sat on a car hood
(G major) outside the left field (D major) fence
She cold -cocked an umpire one year,
had her (A minor) sittin' there ever since (A major)
Had a (D major) nervous little son
named Barry Harris,
played (G major) short field for the Braves
(D major) And he was more than
just a hair
embarrassed by (A minor) how the
old witch be (D major) haved
She was an ugly old hag
with a beer in her bag
and (G major) breath like alcohol
(D major) She could dog -cuss
an eleven -year -old
into (A minor) dropping a long fly ball
She'd (A major) (D major) scare little boys
with a caw -horn noise
and (G major) drive them to coach's (D major) nuts
She'd scream and yell (D minor) and
give her children hell
And (A minor) they all hated her (D major) guts
You (C major) can't go messin' with the
(G major) babies much
Cause the (D major) good Lord does not play
He (C major) came to get her at a (G major) double
Hit her in the (A major) middle of a rain delay
Light (D major) ning come along and
hit her in the head
And (G major) ding -dong, the witch was dead
She got (B flat major) killed at the (F major) little league field
The (C major) parents and the coaches
and the (G major) kids were thrilled
She got (B flat major) killed at the (F major) Little League field
Dead (C major) witch smokin' in a
(G major) Coupe de Ville
Nobody (B flat major) around (F major) this whole (C major) town's
gonna miss Mildred (G major) Hill
She's (D minor) stuck grippin' that steering wheel
(D major) Like a (G major) foul ball bustin'
out a back windshield
(B flat major) She got killed (F major) at the Little League (D major) field
A lot of Little League witches
arguin' the pitches
Scream (G major) in' out children's (D major) names
Their little sons can't have any fun
play (A major) ing in the all -star games
Puttin' (D major) too much pressure on
the pitcher and the catcher
and they (G major) won't let the children (D major) play
God's gonna flip a switch
on a baseball witch
just (A major) waitin' on a rainy day (D major)
Can (C major) 't enjoy little (G major) Ju nior's games
cause the (D major) witches are too damn loud
Can't (C major) jack the jaws or (G major) call the law,
thank (A major) God here comes the cloud
Oh, (D major) lost the game,
he was gonna get belted
(G major) Uh -oh, his mama got melted
Killed (B flat major) at the (F major) Little League field
The (C major) parents and the coaches
and the (G major) kids were thrilled
Got (B flat major) killed at the (F major) Little League field
If the (C major) league don't get you,
the (G major) lightning will
You (B flat major) start screaming at
(F major) people's kids
And you're (C major) gonna wind
up like (G major) Mildred did
Crazy (B flat major) old witch whose
(F major) son couldn't pitch
Killed (C major) at the Little League (G major) Field
(B flat major) Killed at the (F major) Little League Field
The (C major) parents and the coaches
and the (G major) kids are thrilled
Got (B flat major) killed at the (F major) Little League Field
If the (C major) league don't get you
the (G major) lightning wheel
You (B flat major) gotta quit messing with
(F major) people's kids
Or you're (C major) gonna wind up
like (G major) Mildred did
(B flat major) Killed at the (F major) Little League Field
(C major) Still stuck to a (G major) steering wheel
She got (B flat major) killed at the (F major) Little League Field
Head (C major) got cracked like a (G major) back windshield (B flat major)
Little League Witch
Tim Wilson
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