Kookies chords by MF DOOM

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Verse 1
G 
It's hor (G major) rible
One little evening alone, home
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
Ab 
 (A flat major) And here I am,
G 
known  (G major) for giving heavy back aches
Grown and living off of Little
Debbie snack cakes
Supposed to be checking e-mails
Em 
E 
G 
All  (E minor) All I got is  (E major) messages  (G major) from ass
Ab 
Abm 
naked females  (A flat major)  (A flat minor) 
G 
 (G major) I don't know a Jenny,

Verse 2
Ab 
 (A flat major) 
G 
she said it's  (G major) free and I won't owe her a penny
And that's the last time I saw her
Eb 
But  (E flat major) thousands of more horrors
Ab 
on online  (A flat major) Gomorrah
G 
And  (G major) Sodom
Ab 
They got 'em with they curls out (A flat major) 
G 
And they got  (G major) a better sales pitch
than the Girl Scouts
I wonder what I owe her
Eb 
Ab 
For  (E flat major) a whole box of caramel  (A flat major) coconut Samoa
G 
Uh,  (G major) ok honey, sweet dreams! Now it's time
to get serious like Peek Freans
A metal hand full, wipe it on the quilt
Em 
E 
 (E minor) Wife wake  (E major) up and I'm
G 
kill't over  (G major) spilt milk
Ab 
G 
Locked  (A flat major) in,  (G major) looking at your picture
Fully clothed winter and I
right there wit cha
Thinking about the last time
I split your wishbone
A man could only wish you could
do the same 'til he get home
Ab 
 (A flat major) Fat chance
Eb 
At least he get  (E flat major) snacks
Ab 
 (A flat major) That will have to do 'til
G 
a  (G major) brother get back
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) Until  (G major) then, smack One-Eyed Jack
Jack
Em 
E 
G 
 (E minor) And hope one  (E major) of his peoples  (G major) can
hook him with a tri-pack
Ab 
Abm 
G 
 (A flat major) That's  (A flat minor) That's  (G major) three
different flavors
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) Chocolate,  (G major) vanilla, and strawberry wafers
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) Act (G major) ing all hard,
'bout to get beat up
Em 
G 
 (E minor) I'll show him what  (G major) time it is
Ab 
once I get this sheet up  (A flat major) 
Abm 
G 
 (A flat minor) Soon  as  (G major) he fell off the beat down,
Ab 
 (A flat major) all I hear is
G 
 (G major) "Thirteenth cell get the sheet down!"
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) Damn  (G major) C.O.
What the hell do she know
Em 
E 
Be (E minor) sides the fact  (E major) she wanna
G 
get  (G major) dug out on the d-low
A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen
Out in the mountains and
I stopped drinking again
In the wee hours he's gotten farther
E 
Needing three  (E major) showers,
G 
Ab 
 (G major) being hot and bothered  (A flat major) 
G 
The whiz with  (G major) her legs bent, pregnant
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) God bless  (G major) the day she wondered
where her egg went
I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
E 
G 
And could use  (E major) some cookies  (G major) but trying
not to think about it
Ab 
 (A flat major) Watching "BET" on jazz
G 
for knowledge  (G major) on file
Every other commercial,
college hoes gone wild
Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch,
F 
E 
 (F major) like we got  (E major) for lunch
Em 
Chocolate fudge butter crunch  (E minor) 
E 
Em 
E 
G 
Eb 
 (E major)  (E minor)  (E major)  (G major)  (E flat major) 
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Eb 
 (C sharp major)  (E flat major) 

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Verse 3
Ab 
 (A flat major) 
Abm 
Ab 
 (A flat minor) He don't  (A flat major) mess with the Ritz Bits,
G 
Ab 
G 
Wheat  (G major) Thins, Saltines, or  (A flat major)  (G major) Triscuits
F 
Matzos, or Cheez-It (F major) s
E 
G 
Catch sugar  (E major) fits every  (G major) time that he sees
Chips Ahoy,
Ab 
double chocol (A flat major) ate chunk
G 
Something with the  (G major) bubble
and the junk in the trunk
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) Even the  (G major) Oreos
No matter what weather
F 
Em 
 (F major) Always kep (E minor) t 'em dipped in
G 
Ab 
 (G major) milk and stuck together  (A flat major) 
G 
In the  (G major) game he's shameless,
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) even uses  (G major) a code name Famous Amos
Ab 
G 
It's  (A flat major) cheap (G major) er than a short stay at the day's
Em 
G 
inn  (E minor) and good like  (G major) 25 cent oatmeal raisin
Ab 
E 
G 
 (A flat major) Give  (E major) a hand to  (G major) who invented the camera
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) Skip pas (G major) t  the graham
animals and grandmas
Ab 
G 
 (A flat major) Shh,  (G major) make sure she don't
E 
wake from her dream  (E major) chill
Em 
G 
Or get  (E minor) caught with  (G major) a handful
Ab 
of cream fill  (A flat major) 
G 
"Oh, hon (G major) ey! What

Verse 4
Ab 
 (A flat major) are you do
G 
ing?  (G major) That's so nasty!"
It might seem ill
F 
Em 
G 
"Ew! Go wash your hands!"  (F major)  (E minor)  (G major) 
Ab 
 (A flat major) Cookies

Outro 1
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