Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Verse 1
Dm
Give it a sec for the pain to start
This wreck right here,
it ain't for the faint of heart
Eb
They thought they saw
the worst verse
From the team of G men
who seem like nerds at first
Dm
Once they get to know us
people dig us
Leaders in the fight
for equal rights for niggas
Eb
Inventor of the more dementeder flow,
no bout a-doubt it
This go for if you're bout it bout it
or rowdy, rowdy
Dm
Whatever's clever, the master fold
Who every hooker heard of but now, ho, no
Eb
If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
Dm
Have no fear, the ninja here
Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear
from drinking ginger beer
Eb
When it's on loco head gon' lay low
And heat it like beef patty,
coco bread kon queso
Dm
If you say so lace the whole case load
They say he wear a metal mask
in case his face show
Eb
He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
Dm
Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
And keep more cash in the stash than a peso
Eb
Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
Tie 'em up in the crib
and leave they place hollow
Dm
Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
So wild you couldn't chase it down
with straight fruit juice
Eb
Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
Stash the deuce deuce,
troops asking truce, truce
Dm
Today on intense wreck week
We have the super villain
Eb
in his own defense to speak
It's all part of my mental techniques
Verse 2
Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
Dm
Train the same brain
to a insane train of thought
On a campaign trail he came
Eb
to gain your support
Charge cash for a autograph
Say some shit to make your daughter laugh
then slaughter the ass
Dm
See 'em on the big screen
like Steve McQueen
Do something and never be back
once he leaves the scene
Eb
Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
For his own side wreck
with no known side effects
Dm
Before you press charges
use your noodle
So what when he grab the mic
he crush your cute cuticles
Eb
Keep your mouth shut,
everything will be beautiful
It would be awfully rude to you,
now get back to your hooty hoo
Dm
Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
From the calm bandit
eat rhymers like pomegranate
Eb
Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
Dm
(Doom!) In love with Mary Jane,
she's my main thing
Pulled her right from that web head,
what a lame brain
Eb
Maintain and say it, don't spray it
You wanna see your girl again,
you might as well pay it
Dm
If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
I'll have a cool mill for my sons in trust funds
Eb
When I was broker than a broke dick dog
I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
Dm
When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
I got more rhymes in the summer
than musty underarms
Eb
One, two, microphone checker
First learned to neck off
a Home Ec homewrecker
Dm
This is back when he was like crib age
When he hit the stage
it's like a gauge to the rib cage
Eb
Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar
Outro 1
And jump off the stage like, yee haw
Dm
Dm
Eb
Eb
Dm
Dm
Eb
Eb
[Repeat and fade out]
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Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
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Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
Very reliable tuner
theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”