Joan of Arcadia chords by B. Dolan

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Verse 1
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Joan of Arc
had a dildo named Jesus
Made of wood from the
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cross of its name sake
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she considered the splinters atonement
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when she came it would fill her with light
her body was an ocean full of wreckage
her flesh was a map of hell
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that spilled out the sides
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of her dresses
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the flappy arms of modern surrender
a smothering mother's body body
like a black hole pulling calories and emotion in her many children
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to her she was childless she was alone she found
Comfort in the Bible,
a gravity like her own
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Promising always to pull her down
before she floated into space
And space was the place
she feared most
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Staring out her window,
distant planets were cold
Until a voice came to her in the night
She was sitting in her kitchen,
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it was flooded with light
And she wandered out into
her backyard
Wearing nothing but a house dress
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And there, behind the racist lawn statues
by the picket fence
Her prize hedge was in flames
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Speak to me Lord, she said,
and the world would never
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be the same
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Speak to me Lord
I killed a queer for Christ
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and didn't even get a thank you letter
I let Jesus take the wheel
and woke up in this hospital
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And though I know he only did that shit
to test my faith
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I'm sayin' nothin', I'm prayin' about it
I plead with God to keep the lights on
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and shrink my tumors
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And smite the sodomite,
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liberal, elitist, evildoers
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Who spoil the world and who spare the rod
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I  will offer up my child
to the crusade against Jihad
It's hard to raise a suicide bomb
When the devil is at your door
and the hordes of hell are close behind
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Building an evil empire
Threatening heaven's
way of life from outside
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I know that Satan, the stranger,
the foreign imposter
Gave Mexicans the swine flu
and elected Obama
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And Lord I'd understand
if you want the earth to be flooded again
My faith could melt an iceberg
if you ever need a hand
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Just deliver me and mine,
to the promised land
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Just deliver me and mine,
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to the promised land
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Just deliver me, and my  shit
Joan of Arc had a dildo named Jesus
Made of wood from the
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cross of its namesake
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And her orgasms all were omens
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When she came it would fill her with rites
And when the light had finally left her,
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she lay ruined across her sheets.
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Her mouth unhinged,
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her shape like a victim,
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murdered in a sleep without dreams.
Joan of Arc was a warrior poet,
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and baptized the world in her flame,
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and never stopped to wonder
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for even a moment
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why Jesus never came.
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Never came cause he was dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
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dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
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Thanks for watching
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and don't
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