Jackson Park Express chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic 
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Key: D major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Tuesday morning, 8:15
I was riding to work on the
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Jackson Park Ex press
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Seemed like any oth er day
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Then my whole world changed
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In a way I nev er could
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have guessed
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'Cause she walked in
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Took the seat right across the aisle
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I knew we had a spe cial
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connection
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The second I saw her smile
Verse 2
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She smiled as if to say
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"Hel lo, haven't seen you
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on this bus be fore"
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I gave her a look that said
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"Huh, life is funny,
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you never know what's in store
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By the way, your hair is beau tiful
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I bet it smells like rais ins"
Verse 3
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She looked at me in a way that asked
"Did you have a nose job
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or something?
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I'm only asking,
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cause your nose looks slightly bet ter
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Than the rest of your face"
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I arched my eye brow, ever so slightly
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Which was my way of asking
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"Do you want my old
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Hewlett- Pack ard print er?
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It still works, kinda
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And I got a bunch of ink cart
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ridges left"
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Verse 4
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Then, she let out a long sigh
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Which, I took to mean, "Uh"
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"Mama, what is that
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deodorant you're wear ing?
It's intoxicating
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Why don't we drive out to
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the country some time?
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And col lect deer ticks in a zip- lock
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bag gie", oh yeah
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Verse 5
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I gave her a penetrating stare
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Which could only mean
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"You are my answer ,
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my answer to everything
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Which is why, I'll probably do very poorly
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On the written part of my
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driver's test"
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Verse 6
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Yes, it all happened
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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Verse 7
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I knew she was starting
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to fall for me
'Cause she crinkled her nose,
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which unmistakably meant
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"Baby, lets wear each other's clothes
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And speak in a thick German accent
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And, maybe someday we
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can own and operate
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Our own mobile pet-
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groom ing service"
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I couldn't hold back my feelings
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I gave her a look, that said
"I would make any sac
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rifice for your love
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Goat, chicken, whatever
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I could never hold you close enough
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Let's have our bodies
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surgically grafted to gether
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Oh, surgically grafted together"
Verse 8
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She picked up a news paper,
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and started reading to her self
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Which I'm sure,
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was a way of telling me
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"When you're cold, I will warm you
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When you're shiv ering,
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I will hold you
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When your naus eous,
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I will give you Pepto- Bismol every hour
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For as long as the symptoms per sist"
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Oh, I, I never,
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ever want to see you cry
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So, please let me cauterize your tear
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ducts with an arc welder
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Then, I glanced down,
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at her shirt, for a second
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In a way that clearly im plied
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"I like your boobs"
Interlude 1
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Verse 9
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Yes, it all happened
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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Verse 10
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I cleared my throat quietly,
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and then, I looked away
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And I'm sure it was obvious to her,
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just what I was trying to say
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I was trying to say, "Hey
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I'd like to make a wall- sized mural
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out of all the dead skin cell s
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That you slough off while
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you sleep at night"
Whoa- o- Oh,
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"I'd like to rip you wide open
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And french- kiss every single
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one of your internal or gans
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Oh, I'd like to remove all your skin,
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and wear your skin, over my own skin
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But not in a creepy way"
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Verse 11
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Then, I'm pretty sure, she looked at me,
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out of the corner of her good eye
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And, though, she never spoke a word,
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this is ex actly what I heard
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She was saying, "O h!
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I wanna make out with you, in an aban doned toll- booth,
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in the middle of a monsoon
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I wanna ride dol phins with you,
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in the moon light
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Until the staff at Sea World kicks us out
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I want you in side me, oh,
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like a tapeworm"
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Verse 12
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I pointed to the side of my mouth,
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as a way of indic at ing
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"Hey, I think you got something on
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the side of your mouth"
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She licked the corner of her lips,
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as if to say
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"Here?", I nodded, implying,
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"Yeah, you got it"
Verse 13
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And, then the bus stopped, at 53rd Street,
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and she got up suddenly
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"Where are you going?", pleaded my eyes,
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"Baby, don't you do this to me
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Think of the beautiful chil dren
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we could have someday
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We could school them at home,
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raise them up the right way
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And pro tect them from
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the evils of the world
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Like Trigo nometry and Prime Num bers,
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oh no
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Baby, please don't go"
Verse 14
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She brushed my leg, as she left the bus
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I'm sure that was her way of saying
"I'm sorry this just isn't
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working out
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You're suf focating me
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I need some space to find out
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what life's all about
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So, goodbye forever, my love"
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Verse 15
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And deep inside, I knew she was right
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It was time for us both to move on
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And no, I nev er got her num ber,
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oh no no
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She never bothered to leave
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her ad dress, oh
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But, as long as I live, I'll never forget
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Those precious moments
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we shared together
Verse 16
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Ex press
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On the Jackson Park Express
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