Jack Hammer Beach Resort (And The Skil Saw Motor Motel) chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
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We went down  (G major) 
to the beach
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for some  (A major) R  &R
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Tryin'  (C major) to find some
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peace and quiet  (D major) 
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Watched  (G major) ten men tear a pole  (A major) bar apart
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For two  (C major) hundred dollars a night
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 (D major) My wife's  (G major) mad as hell in a loud  (A major) ass motel
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In a  (C major) room I can barely afford
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 (D major) She's laying out  (G major) by the pool
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with a ce (A major) ment cutting tool
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Like fingernails  (C major) on a  (D major) chalkboard
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At the  (G major) Jack Dever Beach  (C major) Resort
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And the  (D major) Skilsaw Motor Motel
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It's  (G major) gonna be nice
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when they get  (C major) the thing finished
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But  (D major) now it's vacation hell
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At the  (G major) Jackhammer Beach  (C major) Resort
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In the  (D major) number 9 bungalow
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 (E minor) If I can  (C major) ever drag her
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ass  (D major) back down here
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We'll stay  (C major) at the  (D major) Home Depot  (G major)  (A major)  (C major) 
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Do  (D major) you want something to drink?  (G major)  (A major) 
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At  (D major) the  (G major) Jack Hammer Beat  (C major) Resort
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and the  (D major) Steel Saw Motor Motel
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It's  (G major) gonna be nice
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when they get  (C major) the thing finished,
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but  (D major) now it's vacation hell
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At the  (G major) Jackhammer Beach  (C major) Resort,
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in the  (D major) number nine bungalow  (E minor) 
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If I can  (C major) ever drag her ass
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 (D major) back down here,
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we'll stay  (C major) at the  (D major) Home Depot
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 (G major)  (A major)  (C major)  (D major)  (G major) For  (A major) the  (C major) Ace Hardware!