I took my girlfriend out the other night
We stopped at a drive -in to get a little bite
We sat in the car eating after one another
Sipping from the same straw
like a sister and a brother
We got through eating and
it was getting pretty late
So I drove her right back
Cut off my motor and ask her for a kiss
And she had the nerve to tell me this
She said it ain't sanitary
I could never let you get this little lip
Now I've been in love with
Ever since our kindergarten days
But there's just one thing
that I couldn't understand
Why she refused to let me hold her hand
But she refused y 'all and
I tried to hold her hand and
she snatched it right back
I could never let you hold my hand,
and the little pretty ride
And I wish that you would loan me ten
Now I know you don't want to hold
Because the germs are at your head,
See that little germ walkin'
All them epidemics all on the side of it
I know you don't want this thing up