I remember when I was a girl
And I'll never forget the look
As he gathered me in his arms
And raced to the burning building
And I stood there shivering
And watched the whole world
"Is that all there is to a fire?"
If that's all there is, my friends,
Let's break out the booze
And when I was twelve years old
The greatest show on earth
And a beautiful lady in pink tights
flew high above our heads
And as I sat there watching
I had the feeling that something was missing
"Is that all there is to the circus?"
If that's all there is, my friends,
Let's break out the booze
Or just sit for hours gazing in
We were so very much in love
"Is that all there is to love?"
If that's all there is, my friends,
If that's the way she feels
Then why doesn't she just end it all
Oh no. not me. I'm not ready
for the final disappointment
'Cause I know just as well as I'm stand
That when that final moment comes
And I'm breathing my last breath
I know what I'll be saying
If that's all there is, my friends,
Let's break out the booze