I'm Square chords by Bert

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D
B
E
A
C#
Bbm
Eb
Em
G
Bm
C
F#
F
Bb
F#dim
Ab

Verse 1
D 
 (D major) Square, huh?
Well, maybe I am, but I like it.
And I'm not ashamed of it.
I don't have to like
B 
what  (B major) other people like.
E 
A 
D 
A 
 (E major) All  (A major) right, I'm  (D major) square.  (A major) 
C# 
Thing (C sharp major) s   other people find boring,
Bbm 
those are the things I'm ad (B flat minor) oring.
Eb 
E 
I  (E flat major) just  (E major) love pigeons
Em 
A 
G 
and I don't care  (E minor)  (A major) if  (G major) other
D 
A 
people  (D major) say I'm square.  (A major) 
D 
 (D major) Oh, I love galoshes,
A 
they give me a thrill.  (A major) 
D 
B 
Cold  (D major) mashed potatoes, I can't get my fill.  (B major) 
E 
A 
I  (E major) go for plumb (A major) ing,
Bm 
B 
E 
an (B minor) d I al (B major) ways will.  (E major) 
Em 
E 
A 
I'm square,  (E minor) I'm  (E major) square.  (A major) 
D 
 (D major) I'm fond of yawning
when evening is done.
G 
I like the beach when  (G major) there's
D 
B 
 (D major) not any sun (B major) .
E 
A 
B 
E 
Empty (E major) ing ash (A major) trays is  (B major) my  (E major) kind of fun
A 
G 
A 
D 
I'm square,  (A major) I'm  (G major)  (A major) square  (D major) 
G 
C 
D 
G 
I  (G major) love Kleenex, I can't get enough  (C major)  (D major)  (G major) 
B 
Em 
G 
 (B major) I  (E minor) think potato chips,  (G major) hangers
and paper clips
A 
are  (A major) wonderful stuff
Boom -a -chicka -boom
D 
 (D major) Watching a haircut is my kind of kicks.
A 
D 
 (A major) You  (D major) ought to see my
B 
collection of brick (B major) s.
E 
Em 
A 
Then  (E major) give me  (E minor) some card (A major) s
Bm 
E 
and I'll show  (B minor) you some trick (E major) s.
Okay, take a card.
G 
Any card.  (G major) 
A 
D 
Now, don't show it to me.  (A major)  (D major) 
C 
B 
F# 
Abracadab (C major) ra!  (B major)  (F sharp major) 
F 
E 
The four of  (F major) diamond (E major) s, right?
D 
F# 
E 
Bb 
B 
 (D major) Hey,  (F sharp major)  (E major) c'mon, wake up.  (B flat major)  (B major) 
G 
E 
Em 
G 
D 
 (G major) I'm  (E major) square.  (E minor)  (G major) I'm  (D major) square.
G 
 (G major) I  love laundry.
C 
F#dim 
B 
It's quiet  (C major) and clean.  (F sharpdim)  (B major) 
Em 
G 
I  (E minor) think banana skin,  (G major) face mats,
and safety pins
A 
are  (A major) perfectly keen.
Boop -boop -bee -doop.
Eb 
Bb 
Eb 
Bb 
I  (E flat major) go for  (B flat major) music. I'm  (E flat major) terribly hap.  (B flat major) 
Eb 
Bb 
The  (E flat major) latest dances,  (B flat major) 
Eb 
D 
C 
I do  (E flat major) them  (D major) with pep.  (C major) 
F 
Play  (F major) me a waltz,
Bb 
C 
F 
 (B flat major) and I'll show  (C major) you the step.  (F major) 
D 
1, 2,  (D major) 3, 4.
F 
G 
 (F major) 1, 2, 3,  (G major) 4.
Ab 
Bb 
F 
1, 2, 1. 1,  (A flat major) 2,  3, 4.  (B flat major)  (F major) 
Bb 
G 
C 
I'm square.  (B flat major) I'm  (G major) square.  (C major) 
F 
I'm  (F major) nuts about rocks
F# 
and  (F sharp major) high -buttoned shoes,
G 
Ab 
I've  (G major) got all socks  (A flat major) and
Bb 
Eb 
C 
pigeons  (B flat major) in  the  (E flat major) news (C major) .
F 
I'm not rect (F major) angular.
G 
I'm not tri (G major) angular.
Ab 
G 
Ab 
Bb 
 (A flat major)  (G major)  (A flat major) I am  (B flat major) what I am.
C# 
C 
 (C sharp major) I don't care.  (C major) 
F 
Bb 
Eb 
I'm square.  (F major) I'm square.  (B flat major) I'm  (E flat major) square.
Bb 
Oh, gosh. What a  (B flat major) lovely
F 
Bb 
Eb 
 (F major) fire hydrant.  (B flat major)  (E flat major) you