Bert's Nap chords by Bert

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Verse 1
G 
F 
 (G major) B: yawn Oh  (F major) 
G 
 (G major) boy
it's time for
Napam I tired yawn
(Bert gets all comfortable
in bed
F 
G 
 (F major)  (G major) 
And begins to snore)
E: Bert! Oh Bert! Ol' buddy Bert?
Hey Bertwhere are ya
Bert?
(sees Bert in bed)
Oh! M- m- m- myou know it is just possible
that
F 
My old buddy Ber (F major) t  is
G 
 (G major) asleep
C 
 (C major) For one thing,
G 
 (G major) he's lying down
Which he usually does when he is asleep
For another thing his eyes are closedyeah
And for another thing
He's not answering me when
I talk
So old buddy Bert is probably asleep
But I will check just to make sure
(pokes Bert)
Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke!
Note how I can poke old buddy Bert
Is the stomach and
he doesn't complain
Now when old buddy Bert is awake
and
I poke him in the stomach, he
complains
(sees Bert's arm)
Oh looky here note how floppy and
F 
Soggy- like old buddy Bert's arm is  (F major) 
G 
 (G major) When old buddy Bert is awake
He's not floppy and soggy like
So, I am quite certain that old
Buddy Bert is very definitely asleep
C 
F 
C 
 (C major) And (bert rolls  (F major) over with eyes open) On the other  (C major) 
F 
G 
 (F major)  (G major) handnow his eyes are open!
My old buddy Bert's eyes are usually
Open only when he is awake
So he's probably awake
But I will check just to make sure
Poke Poke Poke Poke
F 
 (F major) Poke Poke Poke!
B: Now cut that out!
G 
 (G major) E: See, I was right he's
F 
awake!  (F major) B: Ernie!
G 
E: yeah?  (G major) B: Why did you wake me
up?
E: Did I wake you up old buddy?
B: Yes you did! E: See, I was right
First he was asleep and now
he is awake
B: Ernie, why'd you wake me up?
E: Uhoh!uhbecause I have something
very
F 
Important to tell you  (F major) b: What's that?
E: Well, you see I just looked at the clock
F 
B: So? E: It's time for your  (F major) nap
B: Ahhh!
E: Well,
F 
 (F major) sleep tight m- m- m- mm- m- m- mmm