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I'm A Vulture For Horticulture chords by 
Jimmy Durante 
N/A•
Verse 1
G
Em
A
D
G
For many years I
A
only thought of money.
D
G
For many years I only thought of wealth.
B
E
A
Till one day I saw a bee sipping honey,
D
and that bee was a picture of health.
G
C
If the flowers could do so much for a bee,
E
A
I wondered what could those
D
flowers do for me.
G
So I buys an acre of good green,
A
Now, commutin' with nature
and mother right
D
I'm livin' a clean life,
surrounded by dirt
G
Cause I'm a vulture for horticulture
D
I spend hours makin' pretty flowers grow
Am
D
Am
I go trippin' amidst the tulips
D
G
Spreadin' pollen with my little rake and hoe
C
In the mornin' I blush with the roses
A
D
In the evenin' I cling with the vine
G
E
Cause I'm a vulture for horticulture
A
G
E
And every part is a body of mine
A
G
You know folks,
I love to stroll to a garden at eventide
Em
G
When the flowers are happiest,
D
what a sight
E
D
The black -eyed
Susies are puttin' on their mascara
The boys and berries are flirting with
G
the girls and berries,
D
and the poinsettias are
sitting on their little points.
G
C
You know, I've always loved nature
A
ever since I was a little boy.
D
I'll never forget when my father
took me on his knee
G
E
and told me about the birds and the bees.
A
In fact, he told it so well,
G
that now I can't get used to girls.
D
Ah, I love to be close to the yikes.
G
A
First, you're alone with a little seed.
You plant the seed
G
and soon you're alone with a little bud
The bud blossoms
and soon you're alone
G
with a little onion
D
You eat the onion and boy,
E
are you alone
G
Cause I'm a vulture for horticulture
All the pansies always
D
greet me with a joke
Am
A
Am
They show affection for my protection
A
D
Why, I'll kill the guy
G
who made the provost croak
C
In the springtime, gild all the lilies
A
D
In the autumn, I paint the leaves brown
G
E
Cause I'm a vulture for horticulture
A
But my hay fever's bringing me down
G
E
A
Yes, sir, my hay fever's
C
G
bringing me down
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Em
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B
E
C
Am
Capo: 3
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