I'm A Vulture For Horticulture
I'm A Vulture For Horticulture

I'm A Vulture For Horticulture easy guitar chords by Jimmy Durante

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    • Verse 1
    For 
    many 
    years 
    I 

    only 
    thought 
    of money. 

    For 
    many 
    years 
    I only 
    thought 
    of wealth. 

    Till 
    one day 
    I saw 
    a 
    bee sipping 
    hon
    ey, 

    and 
    that 
    bee 
    was a 
    picture 
    of health. 

    If the 
    flowers 
    could do 
    so much 
    for 
    a 
    bee, 

    I 
    wondered 
    what 
    could those 

    flowers do 
    for 
    me. 

    So 
    I buys an 
    acre of good 
    green, 

    Now, 
    commutin' 
    with nature 

    and mother right 

    I'm 
    liv
    in' a 
    clean life, 

    surrounded 
    by 
    dirt 

    Cause 
    I'm 
    a vulture 
    for 
    horticulture 

    I 
    spend 
    hours 
    makin' 
    pretty 
    flowers 
    grow 

    I 
    go 
    trippin' 
    amidst 
    the 
    tulips 

    Spreadin' 
    pollen 
    with my 
    little 
    rake and 
    hoe 

    In 
    the 
    mornin' 
    I 
    blush 
    with the 
    roses 

    In 
    the 
    evenin' 
    I 
    cling 
    with the 
    vine 

    Cause 
    I'm 
    a vulture 
    for 
    horticul
    ture 

    And 
    every 
    part 
    is a 
    body of 
    mine 

    You 
    know folks, 

    I love 
    to stroll 
    to a 
    garden at 
    eventide 

    When the 
    flowers 
    are 
    happiest, 

    what 
    a sight 

    The 
    black 
    -eyed 

    Susies 
    are puttin' on 
    their mascara 

    The 
    boys 
    and berries 
    are 
    flirting with 

    the girls and 
    berries, 

    and 
    the poinsettias 
    are 

    sitting on 
    their little points. 

    You 
    know, 
    I've 
    always 
    loved 
    nature 

    ever 
    since I 
    was 
    a little 
    boy. 

    I'll 
    never 
    forget when 
    my father 

    took me 
    on his knee 

    and 
    told me 
    about the 
    birds and 
    the bees. 

    In 
    fact, he 
    told it so 
    well, 

    that now 
    I can't 
    get used to 
    girls. 

    Ah, 
    I love 
    to be 
    close to 
    the yikes. 

    First, 
    you're 
    alone with a 
    little 
    seed. 

    You 
    plant 
    the seed 

    and soon 
    you're alone 
    with a little 
    bud 

    The 
    bud 
    blossoms 

    and 
    soon 
    you're alone 

    with a 
    little 
    onion 

    You 
    eat the 
    onion 
    and 
    boy, 

    are you 
    alone 

    Cause 
    I'm 
    a 
    vulture 
    for 
    horticulture 

    All 
    the 
    pansies 
    always 

    greet 
    me with 
    a joke 

    They 
    show 
    af
    fection 
    for 
    my 
    pro
    tection 

    Why, 
    I'll 
    kill the 
    guy 

    who 
    made 
    the provost 
    croak 

    In 
    the 
    springtime, 
    gild 
    all the 
    lilies 

    In 
    the 
    autumn, 
    I paint 
    the 
    leaves brown 

    Cause 
    I'm 
    a vulture 
    for 
    horticul
    ture 

    But 
    my 
    hay 
    fever's 
    bringing 
    me down 

    Yes, 
    sir, 
    my 
    hay 
    fever's 

    bringing 
    me down 

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